I wondered the same thing. I don't know of anyone, including a couple of people who came close to, or actually bought one, that wasn't disappointed in it.

Why can't a cartoon monkey, be just that, a cartoon monkey?

Don't worry old girl. There's hope for you yet.

To be fair, George Zimmerman did call the cops. Trayvon was beating his head into the concrete when George shot him. This case is much different.