What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Every time one of you or one of your child-rape-supporting happy valley kinfolk forgets your place and wanders out from your society-imposed silent isolation I always like to dial this old chestnut up and watch it on repeat. You really should just keep your keyboard closed and recognize where you are and what this…

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

“Years later, David Geithner’s children would look back on the day that ruined their family forever and remark that it wasn’t a total loss - ‘a bunch of awful people realized the value of friendship, at least.’ ”

Nice, dude. Do you also remember what it was like when lots of kids got polio? Fuck outta here, Father Time.

Don't.

People who are anti-black are racists, anti-Jews are anti-semites, and you're a bigot; labels are part of life. The funny thing is you think people give a shit what you consider hateful.

Using the term homophobia isn't hateful; it's factual. You don't like that people are rightly calling you out for your hatred? Tough. The idea that us not acquiescing to your hate makes us intolerant is ludicrous. Welcome to the 21st century.

it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

Again, the free fall and symmetry nonsense. No one is claiming they did, only you. Did they splatter all over Wall Street? No. But they did cover most of the WTC. And you can see ejecta from the building coming out and falling faster than any of the buildings themselves.