OBVIOUSLY THE PATRIOTS DIDN’T “WHIFF” ON BRADY 5 TIMES THEY JUST KNEW THAT THEY COULD GET HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND AND DRAFT OTHER PLAYERS LIKE ADRIAN KLEMM AND J.R. REDMOND. IT WAS THE ULTIMATE VALUE PICK. IN BILL WE TRUST.

Isaac Newton?

Okay, I’m rusty on my unwritten rules here. Who do the Red Socks throw at now? Machado? Probably Machado.

I’m glad Brady mentioned Kap coming into Fobxboro and beating the Pats; that game sticks out in my mind as well as totally bonkers. Kap was ridiculous, and when the Pats came back from way back to tie the game Kap immediately got the 49ers ahead again to clinch it. That was one of the most impressive performances I…

I prefer a succinct “Go fuck yourself.”

Linda Cohn was suspended for criticizng her employer.

He took his helmet off on the field. Should have been a penalty on the defense. First down with an untimed play. Don’t believe me, just ask the Browns.

“Not getting up from her bus seat? Disrespectful AND disruptive to the bus schedule.” — 4-year-old Jeff Lurie, 1955.

but would he bunt on CC?

Based on history, you sure don’t want the them to have to face the Twins in the playoffs because there’s absolutely no way you can—

Okay, I kept that up as long as I could.

Supporting white supremacists = meh

Is her name really Katie Quackenbush? What’s her rap name?

Good Kinja:

I note that the count was indeed two balls, one strike.

It’s not his fault Mitt Romney wouldn’t share his binders.

That’s a lot of sites. You could also just like, read the stuff that interests you and not read the stuff that doesn’t.

Let’s put it another way. Only the Colts could force a team to punt five times and still let them hang 46 points up as well.

It’s not that quarterbacks are bad. It’s that defenses have become very, very good much faster than quarterbacks have become good. The expectations for quarterbacks are through the roof and there are a few that can meet those expectations, but most can’t. What fans want to see is a guy that can drop back, break two…

But I think JJ Watt would impale him with a flagpole