Am I the only one who finds it odd that the opposing team celebrated that goal by gathering together and delivering some immensely tepid high-fives? What are they even saying in that huddle? “Well done boys that was some excellent... yeah, 1-0!” They didn’t even press that hard, so it’s not like they caused the…

So, I should avoid using phrases like “be met with fire and fury, the likes of which the world has never seen,” right? Good to know.

Kushner has had sex with Trump’s daughter, something Trump can only dream of.

More appropriate songs:

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

It works on so many levels!

I for one would not be interested. You know Brady would get, like, a ton of soft ball questions.

“The passenger indicated he understood why it happened and actually apologized to the officer.”

Why’s he gotta bring up race? - Some racist alt-right asshole on the internet

That’s not a real accurate statistic to use in this context. It includes kids that died in their crib, at age 5, 10, 15, etc. We’re talking about how football has effected his life. What’s the life expectancy of a world class 20 year old athlete who doesn’t spend his 20s and 30s playing professional football? What…

Does the Dolphins quarterback steer US foreign policy? It would explain a lot.

If you put those things in a brown paper bag for a few days and then start throwing them at each other you do not have a deadly weapon, you have a letter to Penthouse.

Yeah, the faces are the hit leaders born outside the US, the graphic is the HR leaders. By coincidence, Rafael AT&T is third on both lists.

The names are correct for most homers, and the faces are correct for most hits.

A Yankee fan agreed. Your comment is now void.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

As a parent with kids in the MD burbs, it’s not *that* hard to get to the zoo; and if you go a few times a FONZ membership pays for itself in the free parking. I will say parking is a bitch if you don’t go kinda early; but did I mention I have kids? They don’t sleep in, so I don’t either (thanks to them screwing up my…

I love that shot of the catcher right after the tag.. you know he is thinking that he is never getting out of Gwinnett now.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.