seems forced to find one interesting person on each playoff team. Wake me up after the wild card is over.

That person you enthusiastically voted for to represent absolutist gun rights in Congress — works in a place where guns are absolutely prohibited. Have you been to the House office buildings? Metal detectors everywhere. The people who mock schools as gun free zones ensure that they and their staff work in a highly…

In know, it’s crazy. Next thing you know, everyone driving a car will have to be registered, carry a license with them, and only be allowed to drive cars that pass inspection.

Christian terrorist committing white on white crime. Why don’t we say the words?

If the black power raised fist is a touchdown celebration, what should the black players on the Patriots defense make of it?

Dundalk Represent!

For a Maryland perspective, Swansea is Mass’s Dundalk.

I’m sure there’s a Chris Canty jersey in there. Maybe a Hernandez or two. Gotta clean those closets sometime.

Trombonist for 4 yrs of HS and 2 yrs of college marching band here. I would have protested by playing a bump note at the end of the anthem.

disruption to the athletic contest or game.

Bryce Harper’s looking at this wanting to get in on it. Are the dugout interviews in English?

This is really sad. If they had a hammer or a hammer-like object (divers typically have lead weights on their belts or in BCD pockets) maybe they could have stunned the shark with a hard strike to the snout and saved its life. These people on the boat are idiots.

Photoshop of Horrors

For some reason the IRB is not approving my proposal to randomly assign healthy patients to be rammed into the ground by Ndamukong Suh. 

He’s perfected talking like a Reverend and being Inspirational. He just never makes any fucking logical sense.

Shoes tied together and hanging from a utility wire? That’s a gang territory marking, right?

Good joke but you should re-gift your stars to HammerheadFistpunch who left that hanging curveball over the plate for you.

We have our first ground beef, jalapeno, onions, and diced olives truther.

Lester’s bitter because he knows even Andrew Gudermuth is guy who could safely balance loaded nachos in one hand and take a big lead at first without getting picked off.

Slate’s Trumpcast is therepeutic. Instead of thinking “Donald Trump is ruining my life, I want to ignore him,” the show goes all in and shines a bright light on the insanity, illegality, racism, misogyny, incompetence of his reign of terror through daily interviews and commentary that is unrelentingly critical and…