I know. Everyone hates the Patriots because they remember when we defeated them. Even if it was 240 years ago.

Her Majesty thinks that if you can redo the cover sheets on your TPS reports by Monday that’d be great.

Too soon.

That’s not a bad slash line. 7.8 yards per carr— oh, never mind.

All those fans who brought gloves to the game must be feeling pretty stupid.

+3rd Law

Apparently I’ve been hit by the same fastball.

Please don’t associate this Landover/Ashburn team with the proud city of Washington.

Please stop referring to this NFL franchise as “Washington.” The team has a long and proud tradition. Just use the correct name, “Landover.”

I had the same reaction. I got one of those letters from my kid’s first grade teacher. Just replace “National Football League” with “PE class.”

I didn’t watch the game — how did Denver manage to put 42 points on the board?

Looking on the bright side here, he’s not a holocaust denier.

Wait, why is ESPN’s internal private chat being posted on Deadspin? I don’t work there, but leaking this seems pretty shitty to do. Do they have some sort of agreement that it’s private, so don’t copy/paste/send to a sports gossip blog?

Donald Trump: “Apologize for untruth!”

That was peak Deadspin. Gangsta.

So do MLB stars run out grounders after their teams clinch? Bryce Harper wants to know.

It would have worked if they just played Flight of the Valkyrie all the way through.

Ha ha, a Washington team going deep into the playoffs lol.

Yankees are so last century (and the one before it).