Sorry, but the air high fives are lame. That’s been done. He should quietly take his seat on the bench and fold his hands on his lap. And the guys on the bench who broke character and smiled, fuck them. They did it wrong.

My first draft did call you every nasty thing under the sun, but I edited before hitting “publish.” Just assume everyone’s second draft would take you seriously and engage, but they don’t have time :) Have a nice day.

Yeah, football coaches hate distractions

I would watch more baseball if every team was required to put a position player on the mound for one inning.

Expansion team franchise record. Phhht.

Nice course. Where is that?

It’s a disc. Not a Frisbee (TM).

I don’t know if that was a catch. Needs more helmet.

Um, yeah, here’s my story of brave protest — I was at a baseball game and the national anthem started when I wasn’t expecting it. I had a plate of nachos in one hand a dripping ice cream cone in the other, with no place to put either. I did not put my hand over my heart. I am white. The end.

I pledge allegiance to hot dogs, and to the republic, for which they stand, covered in mustard, but never ketchup, with liberty and justice for all.

Puts ketchup on hot dog —> fails citizenship test.

What? They’re just re-enacting what Red Sox pitchers did to Brett Gardner.

“It is the fringe elements on both sides,” is just like “all lives matter.” It is a true statement, but it is a rhetorical trick to dilute the message and draw attention away from the evil in front of us. I don’t doubt that you’re mad about the Dallas shooter. I am too. I am also mad about the 9/11 attacks and Pearl…

True. But he may recover a fumble and lateral it to a more agile teammate.

Yeah, whatever, just keep polishing your guns and hoping for another civil war. Pray hard for me. I don’t have a bunker!

Agreed. Sounds like a good way to get rid of Trump and President Bannon.

Not sure which right-wing site sent people here to complain about “antifa” protesters, but these people are being fed a steady diet of conspiracy theories about a shady group of modern-day American communists who go to protests and try to stir things up, and are fascists (despite being anti-fascists — huh??). I think…

White supremacists and hard-shelled tacos both need to be stopped.

White supremacists and hipsters with scraggly beards with man buns both need to be stopped.

White supremacists and turning right from the left lane both need to be stopped.