Undergraduate economics is trash. Study math or physics. Publish in top journals. Urschel can do it. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It didn’t go straight up. How did it get fouled off at an angle and then boomerang BACK and hit him? Did it bounce off something off-camera?

+1 breaking my rule about never starring ballghazi puns.

On the one hand, winning games is more important than liking the jock’s politics (see Schilling, Curt). On the other hand, Miami has zero percent change of winning the AFC East, so maybe they have some other strategy for selling tickets and merch.

The Palm is “a local power lunch institution” in the same way that Studio 54 is “today’s hottest nightclub and discotheque.”

Fuck the Knicks, but Patrick Ewing should be on there.

#2 is known as the “world’s greatest play” or just “world’s greatest” when it happens in ultimate frisbee. It’s actually become a regular play you run when the disc is going out of bounds. You dive over the line and flip it in mid-air to a trailing teammate so s/he can make the catch in the endzone. It’s fun when the…

The problem here is that Harvard nerds doing the study are doctors, not economists. This is a failure of an insurance market. That’s what we need to better understand how to pool risk in a way that protects the game and players.

They got rid of the HIPPO. They never had a rhino. They also got rid of the giraffes to make room for the elephants. (They sure put all their eggs in that elephant basket. My kid was devastated about the giraffes and I miss the hippo, which smelled bad but was cool).

Oh, and the choking hazard warning. That would definitely go on my action figure. (is this even real??)

Wow, an action figure of a guy literally sitting on the bench?? I always thought I deserved one of those one day for my athletic career. At least he has grass stains on his pants.

a) Who decides when to schedule the induction?

I view the NCAA as pure evil and hate that this guy cannot earn anything from his videos, but this decision is totally consistent with their policies. The reasoning behind the decision is correct. It’s the whole system that’s broken.

I came here to say fuck Dundalk and Baltimore County. Kaep can thrive in Baltimore. For starters, he would play Cleveland twice. And every game against a team with an inferior, non-”activist” shit quarterback would be delicious. (Jags and Texans on their schedule, no Jets, Seahawks, or Broncos :()

You’re supposed to google “Joe Flacco hot taek non-elite”

I’m waiting for a major soda bottler to put out the product for me: left-handed Coke. I hate the taste of Coca Cola beverages that are designed for righties. The oppression of the majority is too much. Make an ad campaign that speaks to me and I’ll drink your beverage.

Shouldn’t they give credit to Counsell for leaving him in for the extra shelling?

All respect to Niekro, but seems like cheating to include knuckleballers.

I assume the Deadspin analytics team has concluded that using a cover photo of the Ginger Hammer will increase number and intensity of angry comments by 16% compared to some other photo (like an x-ray of a CTE brain, a shot of Case Keenum’s head smacking the turf, or a retired player drooling and barely conscious of…