That’s really terrible. I’m so sorry.

Oh you know it was red velvet cake inside.

My best friend in high school used to watch it all the time back to back with Beaches. I had real things to cry about as a teenager, so I only watched it a couple times with her. (Beaches I’ve seen dozens of times because Bette Midler.) The armadilla cake was definitely the most memorable thing from that movie.

Is there such a thing as fuckbuddyzoning? Because I think that’s my move and some guys don’t seem to like that one either.

No I was glad she ended up with him over Duckie. The “Try a Little Tenderness” scene is great but otherwise, no.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STEEL MAGNOLIAS???

LOL Ivanka is that you???

Nope, guess I missed it. What a twatwaffle that guy is.

You’re willing to bet but you’d be wrong so maybe stop being a fucking asshole.

He endorsed their racism... they’ll be with him forever.

Does this mean Christy Teigen has never seen John Legend’s asshole? How is that possible? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen multiple male sex-partners’ holes including the ones of the two guys I was in relationships with who didn’t want me anywhere near it.

How am I being a hypocrite?

I do 90% of my clothes shopping at Goodwill so pardon me while I go take a shit on Ivanka. And yes, on her, not Nike or Apple, because I DON’T FUCKING LIKE HER.

I have a best friend this would work fantastically for, except her name is Skinny Bitch and her fashion sense is as such and would look ridiculous on me.

Thanks! My other adopted child highlight was telling all my friends my mother was an angel who gave me away because she had to go back to heaven (I went to Catholic school). I was popular for a week, then the weekend came and everyone forgot about it. Understandable; I think I was 5. My Meryl Streep fantasy was a lot…

I was adopted as a baby, and when I was a youngster I used to fantasize about Meryl being my real mom.

They should show A Different World instead. Denise was the best Huxtable anyway.

I loved that show as a kid. The experience of his victims is obviously the worst, but it’s sad too that no one will see Denise, Rudy, or Clair again.

“I loved that he joked about wishing he hadn’t broken a date with his wife to have dinner with Trump”

I’m only 5'3" and rarely attracted to anyone under 5'10". I can’t deal with the confidence issues short dudes often have.