I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

For sure. It’s not like the Giants or the Jets where the press is out to hang them if they lose a meaningless game in week 7. Seattle has it easy, since no one gave a crap about them 5 years ago and they’re well on their way back to that in the next few years.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Why’d the whole family blame Kevin for the spilled drinks? Buzz clearly started it, and he should know better since he’s older! It really is unfair. And the cop they sent to the house couldn’t break in and make sure he was safe? Seems like a total failure by every adult involved. So sad.

You would have thought that 2016 would be a good year for Arians’ Nation.

wow

Some perspective on how historic this is:

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

It wasn’t until “oh look a bird” that I realized this wasn’t actually a transcript of one of his speeches.

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

Mandatory:

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

The real crime here is the blatant disrespect of showing up at a game and wearing your cap backwards.

Antonio Brown’s penalty was even worse. He only did2 quick butt-twerks, couldn’t have lasted more than 0.75 seconds. I was still butt twerking around my living room a good 10 seconds after the flag hit the turf.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

The good kind of touching.

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”