There’s a federal detention center at Sea-Tac, and the training grounds are in Renton, just 12 miles away! EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MYCHAL-HOUSE

Never have more guys talked more shit about one play in one game. It’s also funny how those defensive stalwarts never ever mention their culpability in NEEDING that drive to happen, since like most humans on Earth (up until last season, I guess), they couldn’t stop Tom Brady when they HAD TO.

Still waiting patiently to see Dear Leader Pete Carroll’s name in FIRE THIS ASSHOLE, buddy. Although I know that somehow THE MIGHTY SARKISIAN would somehow charm Paul Allen while they both get loaded at the Apple Cup sailgate, and get named GM/Coach/Director of PARTYING DOWN BROTHER.

Richard Gere in Internal Affairs. What a slick, charming, awful bastard that character was.

Ah, Blue Jays weekend, when the entirety of Western Canada comes to the city and pretends they’re actual Jays players by wearing their gear LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. It’s the weirdest group of fans I’ve ever seen. Also, the Mariners have done this same swan song for quite some time now, it’s just usually much earlier in…

Was anyone else hoping they would play the national anthem before the ceremony? Since it apparently is required to be played before anything the league does, in perpetuity, so we can all talk about how it’s being properly dignified, forever and ever and put a bullet in my head now, please and thank you.

Gordon Solie should have called that play. He loved a good crimson mask.

Will boxing ever come back to being a mainstream stop-what-you’re-doing-and-make-plans-to-see-this type of thing ever again?

If there was ever a match where a manager needed the ability to take a “time out” this was the one. Once Croatia seized the momentum, they never gave it back.

You had 90 minutes, Thibault. Despite holding a 60-40% advantage in possession, Belgium only managed 3 shots on goal while the anti-footballing Bleus got 5. It wasn’t a pretty game, that part is true, but the result was what it was.

La Santa Cecilia - Como Dias Manda (How Many Days)

Remember when The Dark Knight came out and there was that scene where Alfred is trying to teach Bruce the difference between normal men and men without conscience (like, the Joker, for instance) and he talks about how some men who have no conscience basically like to start fires and watch the world burn?

More than likely done to send a message to Real Madrid that just because they run the banks, the government, and the press, they will not ruin this one guy’s ability to express the tiny little bit of power he has.

I bought tickets to see her and Brittney when they came to Seattle last year. I wanted the chance to see two elite players do what they do best, alongside being able to watch Sue Bird while I still can. Totally worth it. Diana has so many “holy shit” moments that it’s truly hard to keep track of during a game.

<spoiler>Wondering if part of William’s dawning realization that he’s maybe not done the right thing in his life was showing his wife his created version of her long-dead father and perhaps that being the catalyst for her suicide</spoiler>

I love that America has fully embraced the Flanders parent’s “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas” ethos. Really a fun time right now.

Golic Sr. is also fairly right-leaning and he’s been there for a LONG time. Also, rumor has it, white.

To Dare Is To MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN

Rich made a lot of enemies along the way, but I’m pretty sure him and Russell Westbrook are cool. Maybe.

Here’s an idea. Vince, El Rey, the lawyers, they should all just constantly yell FAKE NEWS and call it the FAKE NEWS OBSERVER on twitter, and approximately 40% of Americans will immediately cease to believe one word Meltzer writes. I mean, it worked for another famous huckster, and he happens to be a WWE Hall of…