There’s this ep of Parks where Ron’s new lady-friend Diane is introduced to Leslie at a woodworking awards show, and of course Tammy 2 shows up to attempt to wreck everyone’s evening. The theme of the episode is that Diane isn’t thrown at all by Tammy’s weird overt sexual nonsense with Ron, she’s more threatened by…

Janis Joplin - Maybe

The Dickies - Wagon Train

He’s gonna be the 13th round fantasy pick that makes the entire room go “HA HA HA OH WAIT SHIT” and then proceeds to play three pedestrian games before returning to IR.

How about we yell at Apple for taking away the headphone jack, thereby forcing a large group of olds to figure out how the fuck bluetooth is actually supposed to work? That’s a LARGE segment of grampys and grammys who have no clue where to stick their headphone cord at this point.

Radiohead - All I Need (Live from The Basement)

Shirley Manson/Fiona Apple - You Don’t Own Me

“I KNOW, LET’S RUN THE PENN STATE PLAYBOOK! IT TOTALLY WORKED FOR THEM! YELL ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING THAT DOESN’T MATTER AND TALK ABOUT OUR LEGENDARY COACH AND EVENTUALLY IT’S A WITCH HUNT AND NOT A BUNCH OF DUMB VICTIMS!”

Assuming that the NCAA, of all “organizations” out there, would be able to A. summon up the testicular fortitude it would take to even consider the Death Penalty B. Enforce it C. Withstand the absolute tsunami of of lawsuits that would surely follow is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. The NCAA would have to rise a…

One of the great modern mysteries of our human existence is: Does the NFL hate the Patriots? (perpetuated by every New Englandah with a pulse) or, alternatively, Does the NFL fix everything so that the Patriots skate through every opponent with seven extra players (the referees) helping them along?

The Avetts and Bob Weir do a pretty decent version of Uncle John’s Band.

I’m tired of fighting
I’m tired of fighting
Fighting for a lost cause

Peter Jackson’s King Kong was preposterous and terrible and WAY TOO DAMN LONG.

Patton Oswalt on the song “Christmas Shoes” and prepare your face to be melted off with laughter.

Oddly, if you look up Mookie Betts, it takes you to Dustin Pedroia’s page. I think their data tables could be flawed slightly.

Carroll never faces any real consequences from the milquetoast media in this town, either. If he pulled that nonsense in Philadelphia or New York or Boston, it would have become the Winter of our Discontent for WEEKS. Oh, and they have an Eagles-Jags-Rams stretch coming up that’s gonna be brutal without Chancellor and…

I’m not saying it’s right, obviously, but the fact that so many people, young and old, share this same opinion means one thing. They are entitled to have it. We have to stop demonizing people with differing opinions, and talking to them, and engaging them. Simply identifying them, calling them wrong, and essentially…

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

Allowed: LOLCATS and Anchorman gifs. Not allowed: LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

Well I ain’t often right but I’ve never been wrong,
Seldom turns out the way it does in the song.
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right.