Only over the Don’s mouldering corpse will there be pro-rel in MLS. So maybe by 2023?

Go 5-1 on a road trip to the White Sox and Houston: WE IN THIS THING

Unless you’re Manchester City and the New York Yankees and the league has such an engorged boner to actually be in the Five Boroughs that it makes legitimate talent play on a postage-stamp sized pitch with awful sight lines in the stadium.

What’s the event that the most people pretend they are experts - The Olympics (almost any event) or the annual Triple Crown of horse racing?

The question of “What is the ‘sporting event’ that could make me actively not watch it or read about it above and beyond it being announced?” has finally been answered.

A couple of years ago, the WWE took a very unique approach to the main event at Wrestlemania. They had a year-long build instead of the normal time frame (which is January’s Royal Rumble to whenever in April that WM occurs) between John Cena and The Rock. Everyone knew well in advance that those two were the top two…

Earl Sweatshirt (w/Frank Ocean) - Sunday (Live)

Given how WHEE DOGGIE WOOSA LET’S GET FUNKY Jerry Jones has been at times, I’m a little surprised that he’s willing to roll with Kellen Moore as a backup. I know Kaep probably wouldn’t play well with the ‘MERICA group of Cowboys fans but he signed Greg Fucking Hardy, fer cryin’ out loud. Kaep is small potatoes…

It’s really simple. If you sign Kaep and there’s another 6-6 debacle-type game, people are going to start asking questions about Russell, and Russell is the golden child, and that’s just how it is. Austin Davis, Jake Heaps, Trevonne Boykin, they could sign anyone with a pulse and average talent and Pete and Russell…

So to sum up Monday so far - mass shooting, tweeting fool of a president, known right-wing weirdo being invited back to make more money.

This has been such a quote-fun-unquote M’s season that the tv announcers were like “Hey, at least it didn’t hit him in the face UBERLOLZ”.

Worth your time.

We all need a drink tonight.

IT’S A MAJOR AWARD, DUDE. IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.

Simmons keeps getting smaller while he’s pretending he’s getting bigger. Which somehow probably relates to the Cobra Kai or Dirk and Reed or Hoosiers, but still, you ain’t shit, Bill.

Here’s a thought - MLB should give them both 60 games each and explicitly say that anyone doing things like “enforcing the baseball code” or whatever nonsense Strickland was pulling needs to really think about what the consequences might be, as well as charging the mound like a goddamned child-beast.

Should have read The Chrysanthemum and The Sword.  

That mugshot is an all-timer. Of course, he could have taken one too many pain pills and gone out for a bagel or something. Percs are strong stuff.

The 12's are gonna be turned up to 11 tonight, that’s for damn sure.

I don’t want any man in Hollywood to throw Kirsten a “bone”. I want them to respect her talent and initiative and just once believe in someone trying to achieve something other than lining some goddamn corporation’s already-gilded pockets.