When he played with Mark Messiest and Jari Kaarot, that was the bestst.

Why is boarding a plane such a psychological hazard for people? I have never seen worse anxiety in my life than watching people getting in line an hour before boarding is being called.

I read the first fifteen words. The rest, meh.

“Folks, I have to say...she...look at...she’s not my...those people in the back...the so-called mainstream media...the worst. They are the worst. I look at this woman and think...oh look a bird...I think she’s....lying...and ugly as hell. I mean, those people back there are...the worst. They are trying to hand this…

“You know folks, Hillary doesn’t have the stamina to pass out like our people. She...you watch her? She....did you see her the other night? Her space? I was standing next to my chair and she...the media...back there in the back...those people if that’s what you want to call them. The media said that I was in her space.…

I think Elton John pretty firmly covered the possibility of raising kids on Mars, Drew.

CRAPO. That’s it. That’s the joke.

Are card nights a thing of the past? Do people under the age of 40 even play Bridge, Canasta, Hearts, Spades, et cetera?

I want this teleplay with Steve Carell as Michael Scott doing Mike Tyson, and Alec Baldwin doing Trump. I will hear it in no other voices.

They really take that “stand on guard (by whipping full beers at the enemy) for thee” stuff pretty seriously, EH?

Hurricane Survival: A Dwight Schrute Pop-Up Book!

Can we talk about how Minnesota sent a guy out there the other day to try to take him out of the game? ALL HE DOES IS KICK OFF. And wreck people. BUT STILL.

I hope Rocket and Spencedog enjoy the endless cold winters of their various discontents.

I’m not sure how we haven’t revived the Walter Sobchak Gif Machine during this campaign, but allow me.

They also gifted the Bengals a first down after a completely insane roughing-the-punter call midway though the 4th quarter, when they had gotten a sack on 3rd down and looking at very solid field position still only down two scores. Astoundingly dumb.

Sometimes it’s very simple. The manager has a system the players believe in, the system works, the manager is a good person, the players like playing for the manager.

Much like Ralph Wiggum, you can actually pinpoint where fantasy broke my heart, and it’s this: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2008091411/2008/REG2/chargers@broncos#tab=recap

I know he means business. Anytime the “bro” comes out between OSU and UM guys, shit’s about to really go down. Bro.

Twitter is definitely the place to clear up such a burning mystery.

Amazing he could type that much with a gun to his head.