At least they’ll let Andrew Luck watch the Super Bowl every year, which is the most important thing of all.

Live in Seattle, white, wear Richard Sherman’s shirtsey every Blue Friday. Fucking proudly, too.

My Little Porny

I think I just want to know if he’s eaten a peach, really.

Aren’t most of these talking heads the same dudes who absolutely LIONIZED Muhammad Ali after his death for being so QUOTE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF WHAT HE FELT WAS WRONG UNQUOTE? Pick a lane, you idiots.

Perhaps my ancient brain is misfiring this morning, but doesn’t IFC keep salty dialogue? Commercials, yes, but I thought that I’ve heard bad language before.

Navy’s “octopus” response was really not appreciated by the sophisticates in Annapolis.

Freddie Mitchell, he of “4th and 26" and “I just want to thank God for my hands”.

So a group of people who feel threatened and oppressed by an entity that has a distinctly negative impact on their lives want to unite and show that they are not going to sit idly by while it continues? I wonder when that has ever happened before.

Stoked to explain how Bluetooth works to grammy and grampy this Christmas. STOKED SEZ I.

Has Tim Tebow been consulted about all this kneeling?

We went from Ficken to Thick’n.

So Donovan McNabb gets traded on Easter and Sam Bradford gets traded on Labor Day weekend. Chase Daniel, beware the Ides of Groundhog Day.

Howie Roseman’s fantasy team is going to need a new name since “Sam The Eagle” is completely off the table now.

How do you gently tell someone that you don’t care one bit about their fantasy football roster?

Well, the NFL hierarchy has just found a situation they can’t control or legislate. This should be a fascinating slow-motion trainwreck of epic proportions.

So is she yelling at vets who support Kaep, or Kaep, or black people in general, or black vets who don’t like cops, or cops, or black cops who support Kaep, or hashtaggers, or “social justice warriors”, or is she just yelling? Too much to take in there.

It frightened me nearly half to death when a Masshole friend said, as Days of Thunder was winding down, that Belichick and Brady were meant to be played by younger Robert Duvall and Tom Cruise. How Simmons hasn’t made that connection, given his love of horrendously shitty sports-related movies, is beyond me.

The “internet” can fire people now? BRING ME THE HEAD OF CHRIS BERMAN

What comes around (United stealing Berbatov) goes around (Spurs/Sissoko playing dirty pool with Everton) is what I was getting at. It’s a dirty spinning wheel of unsavory behavior, transfer season.