United spirited Dmitar Berbatov out of London like a 40's spy novel, and for £30m. Spurs just got about 3/4 lb of that flesh back from Merseyside. Transfers are a dirty game, Everton will do it to some other club eventually.

At halftime of the Carolina playoff debacle, the bar that my wife and I were in resembled the aftermath of the attack on Normandy in Saving Private Ryan, in that the assembled “12's” were all stumbling numbly about, searching for a semblance of their day-glo sanity that apparently exists here as long as the Seahawks…

Vince Vance is a real vunce.

Has Nick been coming back around the offices like David Wooderson?

Having lived in Pennsylvania for virtually my entire life, I can honestly say that if Steelers fans met Eagles fans in a death-battle in (bankrupt) Harrisburg’s fields of honor, the world would become a much better place once all the bodies were counted.

Shocked that Innes’ twitter feed doesn’t have a Harambe reference. COME ON MAN

My wife and I moved to Seattle from Philadelphia last year just after Christmas. We arrived for the last regular season game and then the playoff game with the Vikings. We watched it from our apartment, many people around us celebrating the Seahawks completely improbable win. Afterwards, we had to run some errands. As…

It’s Hempfest and the tattoo convention in Seattle this weekend. How many rooms will you require?