Do NOT get between Lizzo and her food...

Because nobody wants to see their mutoid junk...

Well, if he tries to go banana republic dictatorship, it will be order 66 on all R’s.

He could also be his evil twin from the alternate universe.

I expected a red MAGA hat, but otherwise, spot on. This is “America’s Heartland” that we are supposed to give a shit about?

He may need help, but he’s still a streamer. Don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe!

Naaa, if anything, Bart O’Kavanaugh would have a roofie-laden beer with all involved.

I always figured I’d die inside a Waffle House or in its parking lot by stray gunfire.

Do you even lift, bro?

This is probably one of the most contrived gimmicks that conflates verbal diarrhea with flow state writing. If people like it, good on them.

You think you made a mistake? Never should’ve named my daughter Cocksucker McJigglyTits. Who knew it had negative connotations?

Psychologist: “Pics or GTFO!”