Really? 'Yay Jen!' sounds like you're in her corner, not like you don't know who da fuck she is. Also, if you want to claim you 'don't know what the fuck someone is talking about,' it's best not to answer them point by point, you'll look hella stupid.

First off, apparently you've made a wrong turn somewhere. This is not the Columbia Journalism Review Forums, nor is it a leftover thesis from Stephen Hawkings, that we're all weighing in on.

Mwah. lol

This pretty much says it all. Go through the slideshow as well. You'll see this same 'bump' she's been sporting for a decade.

Oh stop it, I've seen the vile comments on everyone from Kim K, to Rihanna, to Angelina, to ESPECIALLY Kristen Stewart...who do you think you're kidding. For some reason, maybe you're this lame's identical twin, and an insult to her fugness, you feel personally - whatever. You need to get over it. In case you hadn't…

It's also possible that everything Pitt said was true, that he was leaving her and didn't need an excuse other than he was bored as fuck, miserable and she was rebound. I think even Aniston said this as well, that he never wanted kids with her. Don't see why anyone would bring a kid into that sad fuckery if you know…

Oh, come ON. Stop it. We care because her crazed cat lady dwindling fanbase will be devastated if she doesn't get Brad back for falling in love with Angelina and having all the babies with her.

No they weren't - all one need to do is google. In fact, her 'fat' arms caused an uproar when she appeared on a Golden Globe red carpet a good 3-4 years ago while pimping that terrible bounty hunter movie and faking a fake relationship with a disinterested Gerard Butler:

You dumb fck loser. Leave me alone and go back to watching that no talent on lifetime.

You're weird. I don't know why you're so resistant to the fact that guys fly like bats outta hell away from the broad, and even the douchebags and fatsos and no names she dates don't need an excuse to book from the lame. Yet you want to create scenarios where Brad Pitt was forced to leave her because of her…

What's TMZ? Oh so if I call out the no talent fug TV shitcom hack, I'm a misogynist and obsessed. But if someone plants themselves in Jezebel and rails against Kim K., Bieber, Kstew, or Chris Brown - you ain't got shit to say, do you? Bitch, shut up with your sad pathetic idolizing of such a mediocre dummy. I bet…

Oh, she understands alright. I think when she hit 40 a half decade ago, she lost her mind seeing all the Brangelina babies, and just went out and bought nothing but smock tops, empire waist dresses and very tight shiny satin.

Boooo Jen.

Nope, this is her from 2-3 months ago at the Spike awards. She sounded tipsy onstage (a habit) and people were saying she looked line backer-ish. I thought it unfair, she is middleaged now, not 25. But as you can see, nothing in this pic says super small. She's fairly thick, check out the back hump around the…

Except Aniston's fans take pains to say she's not 'thin' at all. In fact, this is the same decade long bump that has appeared in pics that the tabloids usually highlight and claim pregnancy on - it's her natural silouhette. Her abdomen curves outward when she's not emaciated.

This is the same bump that appears when she wears fitted clothes, it's the bowl of her abdomen. It's how she's shaped. See below - pics of her over the last 4-5 years.

Yes, it's her typical Modus Operandi. Satin is an unforgiving fabric and she's perfectly happy to wear it to generate headlines for her breathless cat ladies that want her to have all the behbehs to, you know, 'beat Brangelina.' However, this is her just a few days ago:

Hm. But I wondered about you first, which makes my wondering legit, and it makes you just a regurgitator of whatever the fuck I say. Buh-bye.

I wonder if you have someone chained in your basement right now, and if maybe law enforcement could check your home.

No, I believe she's always been short. It was rumored he kidnapped her to begin with because he thought she was a very young girl, like middle school or younger.