Why was this motherfucker allowed to even open his goddamn mouth?! This piece of shit barely escaped the death penalty by pleading guilty to everything, and they gave him a bonus speech to malign and denigrate his victims on the way out??!! Fuck that.

Thanks! I loathe almost everything about her, her butter face, her grandpa earlobes, her penchant for not acting well in anything, ever...for her massive OVERHYPE for her bullshit crap movies that come out 5x a year in which she's hanging off the jock of some stupid well known male comic who used to have hit movies…

Damn, she really does look like Dustin Hoffman. Holy shit!! Hahahahaha!

Also, you say your bible, I mean People was linked, it's not.

Um, Aniston herself has called People Mag a tabloid, talk to her. Yes celebrities do cooperate with People, and use it as a mouthpiece, but as with all things, that's not all they do. They also speculate, and speak with sources who have their own agenda, of which might not always be accurate or factual. I don't…

You must not visit any other threads BUT Anuston's, ya dumb ho, if you're asking if I'm 'still around,' lol.

So, let me get this straight, is it People Ragazine you want to believe over the horse's mouth? He's on record as saying it wasn't true they split because of having/not having kids, and his ex agrees.

I might be spelling it wrong. Just checked - no I was correct...kinda:

All that anger and rage over some brother on a security detail denying him backstage access (cough) to Kenny 'I married a woman this one time for 3 seconds' Chesney? Just come out already. Damn.

For 50 cent more, you can get your Truck Nuts an accompanying TeaBagger guy which you apply to your Truck Scrotum via suction cups. I believe they're currently in stock at Koch Industries online.

I think Donny Wahlberg is a much better actor than his brother. That one scene at the start of The Sixth Sense, is better than anything Mark will do in life.

To which Amanda Bynes has sent Nick Cannon a letter in response, it reads simply, "You're ugly."

I have a theory that on the face of it may sound insane. I've wondered why now? Why now in the year 2013, do we have all of these Rethuglican, mostly white males going nuts on women?? I've come to the conclusion it's the Black Democratic President's fault. It's their way of symbolically proving their masculinity,…

I like Blyan, or Leynolds, or Rively.

Do you also wear smock tops and empire waists, and place your crossbody bags strategically over your abdomen, only when the paparazzi show up? If not, congratulations, you're not a lame no talent aging famewhore desperate to be relevant and pimping out her sorry ass personal life.

Duh.

Except she's on record as saying that she does, and rather defiantly. Tabloids are just rubbing her face in it now. If you present yourself as a pitiful woebegone sad sack, upset and bitter and alone - you are giving the tabloids a gift that won't stop giving. The upside for her is that she will always be relevant as…

Do you like Marches?

It's Brangelina, that's the whole reason why the bloids do it, to appeal to her cat lady enablers, and it's the reason she's relevant in the tabloid press and in H'wood period today. She wasn't the most talented or the prettiest on that tv show of hers. She had a haircut and nipples that performed on demand, and a…

Yes, and you'll be the first cooing over whatever surrogate has her kid in a couple years time, won't you? lol Look, please don't try and make Anuston some independent stalwart defender of singledom and childlessness - she isn't. That's Cameron Diaz, or maybe it's Aniston's newfound vicious vitriolic scuzzball…