Cooking with a banana peel is a slippery slope.

Look, as a lesbian who can’t bring her girlfriend home for the holidays, I am absolutely being pandered to. And I am HERE for it. I plan on sobbing my eyes out and watching this like... as many times as possible this year.

Also, Tegan and Sara wrote a Christmas song for the soundtrack.

People on the internet are…

He’s been stinking up the white house, loooooong before fast food.

Yeah, I think the important part here is locking them in a room.

Put them in the same room with the people who are convinced beyond reasoning that Nazis were socialists because “Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei” has the word socialist in it, without taking into account the differences in meaning between the use of the word between countries, time periods, etc.  It…

And I would expect no less of any of them. 

And I’m sick already of seeing articles about how Republicans are shaking their heads at Trump’s little tantrum.  It’s too fucking late to grow a backbone now; they hitched themselves to him for at least 4 years, enabled his fucking behavior and got right in lock-step behind him each and every step of the way. …

Don’t know... but I feel like we’ve reached a tipping point in this country where the number of people who are too dumb to realize how dumb they are is about to exceed those who do. Trump fed them dog shit and they’re coming back for more.

Also, why is it I can eat SO many deviled eggs and a 2 egg omelet is filling.  I mean, I can eat at least half a dozen eggs.  Probably more.  It’s like, they don’t fill me up.  My mind just thinks of them as a lite snack.

If he doesn’t have an octopus on drums, then he has spent twelve years working on this movie for NOTHING

James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either. 

Proof again Trump is not the 5-D chess strategist a lot of his lumpen supporters think he is. All the ambulant orange colostomy bag had do do right from the start was say “Follow the CDC guidelines. That’s our best approach for managing this crisis while we put maximum effort into developing treatments and vaccines.…

You don’t have to make a meringue per se, but many recipes call for it. Coconut macaroons are made with whipped egg whites and are flourless.

Uhhhh. I don’t usually time this...an hour or so on high?

A wizard did it.

Dammit. The stuff is all so tacky, I was sure it had to be the real one.

Yes, social distancing is a huge reason the R0 is lower. So is mask wearing. R0 is a dynamic metric based largely on how people react. Now that schools are back in session in many places, we’re seeing it play out. When you don’t practice social distancing, and mask wearing, you see big spikes. (Like the colleges where…

Unfortunately the special fractal shaped baking pan you have to use to make this takes forever to construct.

or GTFO.