No shanking is “a good shanking.”

From Uber’s own website:

my sister ubers on the side. the only money you get are from tips. they don’t pay you an hourly wage and you don’t get reimbursed for gas. she says that so many people don’t tip.

America-the friend whose birthday party is an unreasonable 4 days of events and costs you way too much money, but she’ll be offended if you don’t pay attention to her the whole time.

I hate this “making me side with Megyn Kelly” thing she’s managing to pull off.

How would they possibly mock that speech? Make it a little more over the top? Less coherent? Make her speak in rhymes?

That was my issue. I said this elsewhere, but this seemed more like a reenactment done by an excellent impersonator then a parody.

Maybe, but you need to remember that during her run with McCain she was receiving training on speaking and speeches written by the best people money can buy.

I think it was a touch of the spotlight and the fact that it then left her that is making her incoherent. Plus I would imagine as her son got arrested the day before, she was probably drinking the night before. And I can vouch for hangovers being the worst for forming proper sentences.

I can’t see the sketch from my country but it’s hard to imagine how one would go about making a parody of that Palin speech, which seemed exactly like a parody itself. Of itself even. Surreal.

What is with all this “blame the owner, not me” bullshit? That’s like never tipping and then saying, “blame the owner for not paying you a living wage.” You KNOW how this works. If you think the owner’s a jerk for making the delivery people work, and you’re ordering delivery anyway, you are not only *benefitting* from…

People here seem to like you more even though you basically said the same thing. I judge that by you not getting the assreaming I got up top.

That’s really uncalled for.

I wish there was an offshoot, somewhere in the Gawker suite of blogs, that we could all talk about people being terrible to food-service workers. I think it would be a pretty good idea if we had a place like that, I tell you what.

Lol nah the best days to deliver is during snowstorms. I used to deliver pizzas during college for the Hut in St. Paul MN. Here are my reasons. During bad snow storm pretty much only cops, tow trucks, and delivery drivers on the road. Everyone else is either in the ditch, at home, or going home. Also tips were always…

If you receive US mail in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

BAD KINJA! This comment doesn’t understand takeout vs. delivery and yet got 100+ stars?

Especially when they act like it’s crazy that you're delivering in it. YOU FUCKiNG MADE ME

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.