Direct quote from my mom when I was 17: “well, I wouldn’t want you to come back from four years of college a virgin!”

some women just think they “know” ... when I was in college I came back from an out of state senior project trip... with my very first UTI. I worked retail in a very busy locally owned clothing store, as I was ringing up customers and (probably) doing the “potty dance” my boss came up to me and in a loud voice asked…

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

I’m so glad that my parents were not weird about sex, and just told me that it was a normal part of life.

My mom told me you could tell who had lost their virginity because their butts would suddenly get bigger.

so happy my mother was not, apparently, very motherly.

To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intended, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

no....its my song

Pretty sure the Bible stole it from her.

Wow, someone has been to a wedding at some point. Or seen Wedding Crashers.

Ooooo noooooo

I am sort of baffled by this statement. If you don’t want any comments, don’t publish on a blog with a comment function. Am I misunderstanding you? Honest question

Hey Jia,

I find that surprise rather extraordinary. Why publish it if it wasn’t meant for anyone but the writer? Is Jezebel in the habit of publishing diary entries with the intent that no one read them?

oh really jia? wtf did you expect? either you dont read the comments section on your own site or you are being completely disingenuous

“was it raped”

I’m pretty sure if there’s a question in the headline or lede of a blog post, then you will have opinions in the comments section!