Armie Hammer has played key roles in two of the best films of this century.

And there should be a generation between X and millenials

I think it’s that a ship the same size would take just as long to get there and 500 little ships would be too expensive but also yeah, introducing the two-person shuttle was weird. 

I enjoyed the show but was disappointed in the finale for all the reasons you mention. I also really don’t like how many major problems were caused by the supposedly competent ones sucking at their jobs for no reason:

-The gravity flip! WTF? This whole giant problem was caused by Billie and Joe in the first place.
-Not…

The ads always make me think, “So Outnumbered but without the amazing kids or anything particularly original, just a joyless slog? Hmm, tempting.” 

They explicitly discuss in the movie that the Blue Raja persona is a white Brit living in colonial India. A very weird thing to pretend to be, but not pretending to be a different race.

I think “Volcano” is my favorite Dethklok song but this is an excellent choice. 

I mean I don’t care too much about what he originally said, since what he’s saying now is good, but I still roll my eyes out of my head at this “apology.” 

Maybe The Royal Tenenbaums and Birds of Prey.

“Black Sheep” by The Clash At Demonhead
“I Need More Allowance [Yodel Remix]” by The Beets*

*The original isn’t as good as “Killer Tofu,” but the remix is better

Completely bizarre date—I was salivating to see this and I still almost missed opening weekend because it just snuck up on me. Next weekend also would’ve been great since it’s ostentatiously a break-up movie and companies love advertising Valentine’s Day to people who hate their exes.

I fucking loved it and I’m so sad…

If Alice is anything like I was, she’ll notice there’s literally not a single female character in The Hobbit and thus have no interest in reading LOTR no matter what people tell her. 

And also that we’re never actually expected to be mad at Jason Biggs and his friends for spying on her. And the idea that because she masturbates, she wants to have sex with literally anyone who walks in the room.

And the deportation thing was always such a wtf. 

Oh man just realized: Simone and Uzo are soulmates, aren’t they? 

Two rights making such a wrong.

What is Broadway even pretending it’s FOR at this point?

Did it stop there because we all just skipped to, “Oh right it’s Rick and Morty?”

I just remember the joke being that no one could be prettier than Orlando Bloom. 

He was *excellent* in The Goat. 

I wonder if Angela was at all getting nervous as they got closer to the 10-year mark. Kind of want to check the first episode to see if there’s any hint of that but I don’t think there was.