Made it to 2:58! What do I win?

It was literally always cool to hate Ryan Adams.

Yeah, given the source, I was also like, “Let’s see if there’s actually an accuser.”

Believe Women doesn’t mean Believe Conservative Men Who Tell You About Women, after all. 

Though it’s often for different reasons that women do that shit. (Usually: intense unconscious fear that they can themselves be assaulted, no matter what they do, causing them that assault isn’t that common/only happens to bad women.)

Wait but seriously, 5-week break??? I could only find info about the schedule via Reddit, and the dates didn’t check out.

Yeah, I think they’re trying to fight the REALLY PREVALENT myth that bi men are really just gay and bi women are really just straight. (Hence Maya and Joanne.)

Ah yes, who could forget the historically coded anti-Semitism of “it’s all about the Benjamins.” That’s from Mein Kampf, right?

Anti-Semitism is real and Omar probably deserved a “yo not cool” but it’s absurd that anyone would be “deeply offended” by this. 

Nancy Pelosi’s a very effective Speaker and I’m glad she’s got the gavel again, but as an anti-Israel Jew I don’t trust her on these matters at all. I don’t if she’s actually defending AIPAC or just relishing an opportunity to check an “upstart” young woman, or which would be worse, but this is absurd. 

Any relationship she ended up in is going to have tough moments where she feels abandoned (whether or not she is), and there will always be some new cute guy (or old cute guy) to briefly try to hang her self-esteem on. Even without the abandonment issues—did she kiss Nathaniel in an elevator because there were…

I don’t know that her perceptions of the world have changed THAT much. She’s doing good work but she still has to fight her toxic impulses--and she often only fights them eventually, after yielding to them at first. 

You think she would be okay with her partners having other partners? 

Yeah I see like 93 white persian monkeys, TOPS. 

I don’t know what people were expecting from “Will Smith is playing the Genie, but live-action.”

I don’t think she’d be able to let go of the fairytale monogamy fantasy--which is sad because it’s now clear that she will never successfully be monogamous.

I’m really sad Sunil has mostly disappeared. I really liked him, and his friendship with Paula. 

You made me go back and look, but sadly no. 

Honestly, I don’t know how he could forgive her. Maybe someone else could, but after the revelation that she once slept with his dad, I don’t know how he’d ever be able to trust her again, in a monogamy sense.

I’m sad because I now think Rebecca won’t ever be able to be truly monogamous, but also would never be able…

Antidepressants have in fact, at times, *allowed me to feel.* Emotional numbness is often a symptom of severe depression.

...and she doesn’t have interview guests. 

And I don’t really think any of Allen’s actions since Amazon hired can be said to have damaged the property. *Amazon* damaged the property by letting Roy Price be so horrible so long.

(I hate Woody Allen and think Amazon should never have signed a deal with him, but check it out, they did.)