Seriously. Watch Dear White People or Altered Carbon or whatever must-see prestige show you missed in the early aughts. Life is too short for this weak nonsense.

I’m so happy this is not terrible. I really liked the trailer and worried that was an embarrassing secret.

Yeah if only that point were addressed not just in the video but in the AV Club’s description of the vid OH WAIT

When it comes to who’s worse in LA, I’m town Between the Bars and the nightclubs.

I was obsessed with Deadwood, but come on—each season was less rewarding than the last, and they tore down the *literal town* they’d built to shoot the thing. How many tickets could this possibly sell to recoup?

It’s not like it was a 90s show. Then yeah, obvi, bring it back.

Okay.

How many Republicans said that this time?

That usually translates to: someone who doesn’t realize that the stuff he’s done is sexual assault.

I remember during The Election someone posing a thought experiment to Dems incredulous at the mainstream Republicans voting for Trump: what if it were, say, Ted Cruz, vs, say, Sean Penn?

I’m trying to figure out if these excerpts make that question easier or harder.

Can someone draw up a psychological profile of a man who would write that poem but has not sexually assaulted anyone? Because I am coming up blank.

Nah, you’re not the jerk—life is!

Oh right! No 80s pop culture hero ever raped anyone.

In what way? I saw it within a year of its coming out and couldn’t fathom why it got so much hype.

The first Avengers is so overrated I didn’t watch another MCU movie until Black Panther.

At least let a woman write fucking Wonder Woman fer chrissakes.

::Yawn:: wake me when we’ve got a 90s nostalgia VR dystopia. I wanna watch a giant Cher Horowitz fight a giant Courtney Love.

The book is extremely divisive.

Well yeah, that is a common gender dynamic in geeky pop culture by/for men/boys. The male protagonist is a hapless accidental messiah, and his prize is the far more capable girl who moves his story forward.

You but you weren’t into *literally those things* from the ‘30s and ‘50s—you were into new pop culture you didn’t realize was inspired by those things. This movie is like, as an 8-year-old, you’d demanded an Errol Flynn-themed birthday party (and were a serious copycat for doing so cuz that’s what all your friends…

I think you accidentally swapped Maze Runner and Fifty Shades Freed.