If you’re this guy, you just count on your enormous balls to break your fall

Because kids are just cargo.

Sounds boring, and potentially COVID-ish. But you are correct.

Right?? literally 17 gasoline cars per hour catch on fire in the US, more than all of the Konas to have ever caught on fire since their release

This thing:

When we bought our 2014 Highlander, the first salesperson we dealt with tried to sell us on the most amazing feature ever - TWO transmissions!

I mean, any car can go off-road if you want it to.

The year is 2010. The dealership is Flow VW of Charlottesville, VA. In walk I, an aspiring auto industry professional about six months before I actually became one, and a Norwegian classmate of mine. Dude had no concept of how to buy a used car in the U.S., but had a hard on for GTIs and was about to finally realize…

I had LX470 in my head, and was just thinking “a fancy Land Cruiser can’t offroad?”. I see the error in my ways now.

“Sir, this is a Toyota, we do not “deal” on the price.”

I know fuck all about cars-- I come to Jalopnik to learn-- and even I know this is bullshit. 

Ok, you are offended. Lets name it the J5T-C56R 12 then. Happy?

I see. So it was OK for Pontiac but not OK for Jeep to use native nation’s names? Why was there no outrage from the Pontiac nation since day one? How much representation did they get from GM.

“And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.”

Just like when my wife runs into my fist. People should really be more careful.

When I was 3, I didn’t want that cozy coupe. I wanted a ‘proper’ tricycle. The one I had was something like this:

they knew what they had

I bet the pulsers fluid costs a lot more than the good ol blinker fluid

Umm.... you forgot to tint the red calipers.

I could not agree more. Tinting safety equipment is one of those things that is a red flag when I am driving and see it. If you cover your lights with a tint film I am giving you extra space.