If you’re this guy, you just count on your enormous balls to break your fall Read more
Brylon Eller
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Because kids are just cargo.
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Sounds boring, and potentially COVID-ish. But you are correct. Read more
Right?? literally 17 gasoline cars per hour catch on fire in the US, more than all of the Konas to have ever caught on fire since their release Read more
This thing:
When we bought our 2014 Highlander, the first salesperson we dealt with tried to sell us on the most amazing feature ever - TWO transmissions! Read more
I mean, any car can go off-road if you want it to. Read more
The year is 2010. The dealership is Flow VW of Charlottesville, VA. In walk I, an aspiring auto industry professional about six months before I actually became one, and a Norwegian classmate of mine. Dude had no concept of how to buy a used car in the U.S., but had a hard on for GTIs and was about to finally realize… Read more
I had LX470 in my head, and was just thinking “a fancy Land Cruiser can’t offroad?”. I see the error in my ways now. Read more
“Sir, this is a Toyota, we do not “deal” on the price.” Read more
I know fuck all about cars-- I come to Jalopnik to learn-- and even I know this is bullshit. Read more
Ok, you are offended. Lets name it the J5T-C56R 12 then. Happy? Read more
I see. So it was OK for Pontiac but not OK for Jeep to use native nation’s names? Why was there no outrage from the Pontiac nation since day one? How much representation did they get from GM. Read more
“And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.” Read more
Just like when my wife runs into my fist. People should really be more careful. Read more
When I was 3, I didn’t want that cozy coupe. I wanted a ‘proper’ tricycle. The one I had was something like this:
they knew what they had Read more
I bet the pulsers fluid costs a lot more than the good ol blinker fluid Read more
Umm.... you forgot to tint the red calipers. Read more
I could not agree more. Tinting safety equipment is one of those things that is a red flag when I am driving and see it. If you cover your lights with a tint film I am giving you extra space. Read more