Says a woman (Dern) who literally was fucking Billy Bob while he was married to Pietra Thornton, and who subsequently was fucking a married man (musician Ben Harper) with two kids and a pregnant wife, and who proceeded to get knocked up so she and the wife were pregnant at the same time - how precious that she and Ben…

You crazy hateful psycho bitch, lol, you don’t know me. Even more proof of your psycho hypocrite behavior, you have the audacity to tell me i cant defend an admirable notable person from slurs because I don’t know her/them - while bizarrely, your foamy mouthed cat clawing ass actually thinks you know them well enough…

That’s pretty hypocritical and clueless coming from someone blathering on while on a gossip celebrity message board. Your self-awareness is at level zero fool.

Girl, everyone..I mean EVERY ONE is always ‘hotter than Brad Pitt!’ Especially any of the guys his scorned ex may be dating.

Benamin Button, Cate Blanchett....Tree of Life, Jessica Chastain...World War Z, Mirielle Enos...yeah...that kind of blows your theory there Chelsea Handler.

Another example is the out-very-soon Secret in their Eyes. It takes the Argentine book and (brilliant, no need to remake) film’s source material about a man and his murdered wife and instead makes it about a woman (Julia Roberts) and her daughter in the US.

Well then let’s talk about white-on-white crime. The white-on-white crime statistics are very close to the Black-on-Black crime statistics. Let’s discuss white culture, and what it is within it that seems to breed a lack of empathy, violence, and a willingness to oppress and steal from others. Let’s talk about the…

Because when a black person kills another black person, the criminal will most likely be tried and convicted. However, when anyone other than a black person kills another black person, chances are they will be acquitted (George Zimmerman), receive a lower sentence if found guilty, or not even brought to trial (almost…

It’s hate speech to silence Black Lives Matter activists because “But what about black on black crime?! Surely cops murdering black people is okay because black people are criminals!”

Nope this is a black and white thing. Police brutality in this country is a black/brown v white thing. This man is regurgitating the lessons and beliefs he has learned and been taught in years of law enforcement. Because he is such a weak man, he took these as fact they manifested under his self hatred. He is…

Seriously? Oh, it was retweeted and posted by other outlets, so Jezebel will get in on the fun? Holy fucking shit that is weak.

I wonder though if Zola was a male narrator if people (especially on this site) would find this as amusing. Pretty sure the reaction would be completely different.

She pimped out a sex slave(Jess didn’t get paid) and is telling this story, as if it were humorous, in which Jess was kidnapped, assaulted and possibly raped. She’s also linked people to Jess’ social network accounts, allowing the internet to track down and harass her. #Hero

LOL yeah you don’t wish her any ill will... you’re just reposting her picture on the internet with her face completely visable so even more people can be aware of her past. A past she probably will never be able to escape now that this has blown up on the internet. But you are having a bad day so I’m sure it is…

it shouldn’t take a commenter to do an editor or writer’s job.

This whole article and most of the comments finding the whole situation hilarious left a very bad taste in my mouth. Not what I expect from Jezebel. This is a story written by someone who admittedly pimped out another woman, knowing that the other woman was essentially a slave (not getting any of the money), and took…

Sorry, but you are wrong. Why are you absolving the girl of all guilt?

literally no one has said that.

girl

“such types.”