Have you BEEN to a baseball game, though? Turns out feelgood sports movies lied to me because it is so, so boring. There is AMPLE time between the “action” to snap a selfie or two. Zero guilt.

Mascara primer. Mascara primer. MASCARA PRIMER. I said it three times hoping I could summon it like Beetlejuice. Nyx’s is pretty good but Elf isn’t bad either, honestly I didn’t notice much of a difference except price. It’s white, which is a little strange, but obviously that gets covered up by your mascara. Please…