True Story: MTV contacted me to be on this show and asked if they could film my wedding. I declined.

That is beautiful! Nature decorated the place for you!

This is why we had three receptions. His family alone was about 120.

I take it you like tacos...

My younger brother co-officiated our wedding, along with the church's regular minister. It was perfect. We wanted the official minister to direct things, since obviously none of us knew what we were doing, but it was very special and meaningful to involve my little brother, who was ordained by the Internet.

I have so many close friends that I did the opposite and had NO bridal party. There's NO WAY I could have picked a MOH (I have no sisters), and picking bridesmaids would have been a nightmare as well. For me, my choices were no bridal party, or 11 attendants.

I honestly dropped $50 on Kroger flowers the night before our 2nd/3rd receptions, and my best friend (who took a floral-arranging class in college!) arranged them for me in hot pink vases I bought at the Dollar Tree. Did our flowers look as good as the expensive ones my mom bought for my first reception? No, of course…

I think kid-friendly just means that you invite kids, you maybe have an activity center for them or special favors given to them at the beginning of the night. I wanted to invite kids to my reception in my parents' hometown, but they nixed the idea. I only agreed when we found out how limited we were on space (fire…

And I think maybe if you're not from the South you think weddings/receptions are only at night? I've been to tons of weddings for people in my home church over the years. They were all morning or early afternoon ceremonies, followed by finger food, punch, and cake. The bride and groom maybe did one dance together. I…

So... we had a small wedding followed by three receptions.

We had three receptions. We served only beer and wine at all three of them. No one complained. Everyone had a great time.

I know dozens of women who have been sexually assaulted who never reported it. And they have nothing to gain in lying about it, since most of them only told me privately, and for all of them, I never knew the guy who sexually assaulted them. Thus I believe the dozens of women who confided in me.

I was sexually assaulted when I was 12.

My best friend's fiancé removed the card about the VT massacre because she was a student at the time, and he knew it would upset her.

Best thing I've seen all day.

My dad was extremely skinny in college. He held onto an old pair of elastic athletic shorts from back then. When my younger brother was 4, he started wearing them. My younger brother outgrew them by the age of 7. My dad was not unhealthy or "too fucking skinny" when he was in college.

THEY HAD IT COMING!

Basically we're socialized to think certain things are normal and other things are not, and it's hard to let go of that socialization.

Apparently IUDs cause abortions, and everyone only slutty sluts get abortions. Clearly that is why American women, role models of sexual purity and piety, don't use IUDs at the same rates as women internationally.

Bwahahahahaha, YES!!!!!