@hortense: "Daisy Chains are the New Scrunchies!"

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): My roses smell like musty ceiling tile that fell in our bedroom while we were away for Christmas, the toilet that has been disconnected for the last three days, and a frustrating job search. Can I join you on the depressed bench?

@PinkSoxHat: Just keep calm and you will be fine. Everyone was SHOCKED how Zen-like I was on my wedding day, and it not only helped me take in the whole day, I also didn't feel the need to get blitzed to "calm down" and therefore got to see everyone around me do so, which is when they started telling me interesting…

@BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I immediately thought of Jezebel when I saw that part for the first time. I wish Hortense could disemvowel an offensive movie quote.

@SarahMC: So that's why I was always told to wrap those suckers up good before throwing them away!

@treecut...Grim Reaper of the forest: The Smoking Gun has posted a few pages from the manual: [www.thesmokinggun.com]

@Eyebrows McGee: I remember a huge debacle ensued at my college during my junior year after pictures of RAs drinking with underage students at a party surfaced online. Of course, it also didn't help that said photos were posted online using the computer in the Student Life office...

@LaComtesse: I would argue that each season boasted a few well-written episodes, and the first season (aside from the on-screen asides Carrie would make), was decent as far as first seasons generally go, and made the source material actually seem better-written than it actually was. But that snark was quickly…

Maria, you will be much missed!

@labeled: Did some research, and apparently it's the only way to appreciate Havarti and caviar...the husband described the cheese as tasting like "American cheese but soooo much better" and I am very inclined to agree. It also works very well with the lumpfish caviar, so, bonus.

@stacyinbean: Ah, 27 isn't so bad. Happy birthday and enjoy it! And happy New Year to you, you fucking dyke!

@labeled: Food we ate: focaccia made by me, fennel salad with various citrus fruits and shallots, scallops with a modified sauce (supposed to be a cream saffron sauce, but we knocked out the cream, kept the carrots, added shallots and paprika and it was awesome), chorizos in red wine, marinated mushrooms, and…

@PinkSoxHat: Prosecco is rolling here, and while I have yet to see Avenue Q, I do so long to see it (and haven't done so due to not being able to convince the husband to see it). Sadly, the avatar is due to my love of Helvetica, first and foremost. I am Vingelli's bitch—I am seriously working on acquiring an old MTA…

@labeled: You are one of my favorite fucking dykes for your food love—and I'm drinking some Prosecco right now. The husband is asleep, and I'm all, "bish plz, I want to yap with the ladies!"

@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: "Look at his stupid face." It's the only line I've ever retained from watching any awards show, and I use it all the time now.

@theruraljuror: @Cuteasabutton hearts Caleb Followill: You guys are AWESOME.

@emh: My husband really, really wants a pair of those.

@mbot: I knew a kid at college who was from Harrisburg (PA's state capital) and didn't know who PA's governor was. It floored me.

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): I had that too, and I played for hours with it—I remember that the upper story had a cardboard divider to also show a bathroom, but since I never had any bathroom furniture, I only kept it open as a ginormous bedroom.

@bananastand: Companies have impeccable timing, don't they? Sorry to hear that!