I don't need to read 192 comments to say—just love and care for the hair you have, and you will be happier! Don't go against nature!

This is totally late, but I HAD to throw this out there:

This is such a fucking sad story. Forgive my emo moment, but as much as I believed it was true (not due to any particular Edwards-minded reasons, more due to the fact that douches get their willies from being In Power), I really, really hoped it wasn't true on account of Elizabeth and their kids. This isn't a Democrat…

@seecindysnark: This attitude is why all of their stores have everything from obnoxious shutters on their windows (A&F) to facades that don't look like store openings (Hollister, Reuhl)—they don't want some hapless parent coming in there and spoiling the vibes, "dude." It's also why all the stores are so damn dark—you…

@stacyinbean: My only objection to Terri's outfit was the bustier that she included—I loved the idea, but if it smushes a model's breasts like that, mine don't stand a chance. Otherwise, it was a wonderful interpretation of classic American sportswear. But Korto's looked kickass.

@Archetype: Why do you think shopping in an Apple store is much nicer than a Wal-Mart? :)

@Archetype: And with that, you've defined the ultimate in loss leaders—the stuff a retailer can afford to discount to get you in the door, and then entice you with the higher-ticket items (such as computers). Wal-Mart does it with diapers (among other things), Apple does it with the iPod.

@bellethellama: Whoops. I meant on their website. Their actual outlets are nice, too, of course.

@funnyface: Outlets are fantastic. Woodbury Commons kicks serious ass—to the point where I've braved cold Feburary days to take advantage of some awesome deals.

@funnyface: The aspect of Garden State I found most objectionable was the soundtrack—not that the songs were bad, but that every lame fanboy I knew suddenly became a super-fan of Iron & Wine, The Shins, and Imogen Heap, and as a result thought of themselves as arbiters of good indie music and part of the "scene."…

@hortense: @BeckySharper: Say you're at someone's profile, and you see those two/three little ads to the side. Under each of them, there's a little "thumbs up/thumbs down" icon, and then a pop up will appear asking you why you liked it or didn't like it. This may be a feature only if you go to the new facebook layout…

@Dear Blond Diary...: And after a boy, no less. But as others have said, she is a real-life MPDG.

So I recently discovered that you can rate the ads and give feedback on why you like/dislike them on Facebook, so if you don't like the AA ads, try to give them a "thumbs down" and say why you don't like them (and yes, there is a "Pornographic" option in the Dislike reasons). It's made me see less offensive bridal…

@TexasCrude: You had the power of IMAGINATION! And that is a very valuable thing to have—if kids were encouraged to play by themselves or with friends and use their imaginations instead of programming them to death at such an early age (both with television and with activities), perhaps they wouldn't be as slavish to…

@TexasCrude: I prefer the original SNICK lineup—Clarissa, Roundhouse (yes, I can still sing the theme song!), Ren & Stimpy, and Are You Afraid of the Dark (though the opening credits of that show creeped the bejeesus out of me).

@hfree: I know what you mean, but both of those shows capture interesting points in history, i.e. the housing decline (which is negatively affecting the lumber industry as shown in Axe Men) and global warming (as you hear the ice creak under the massive 18-wheelers in Ice Truckers). I don't think either show was…

@Archetype has presented.

Best of luck at Gawker Moe! You will be missed here, but at least you're not going too far...

@GOPG8R: Give them a call—it seems like they are trying to help people out on a case-by-case basis. I just called today re: my fiance's suit and they were helpful (granted, I called the special occassion number and explained that we got many, many things for the wedding from them), and when I requested potentially…

@mbprice: @pinkyBella: I'm dying to see a study on how wine labels/names attract customers. My fiance's favorite wines are the previously mentioned Red Truck (which has a red truck on the label) and Garancha del Fuego, which has this big cheesy flame on it (but I do suggest it), whereas one of my favorites is a dry…