Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

Oh completely. And if you look at him, you can see the muscles in his hand stand out as he yanks back against Trump. He’s not giving a damn inch.

I mean, Trump clearly hasn’t learn any new business advice since the 1970s. There’s a reason his businesses constantly fail.

To all of you political leaders and dignitaries. Don’t fall for the pat-pat. Do an Obama.

How about all states who voted against Trump declare their will to secede from the USA and combine it with the intention to join up with Canada ?

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

They need to make fun of it on SNL for him to stop.

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

It further proves one can’t buy class.

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

I’m looking forward to only Brady and Belichick going and the rest of the Patriots snubbing the trip.

That would be amazing. I like your thinking.

People keep saying, “Trump doesn’t know how to shake hands,” but it’s more than that — Trump is a clueless buffoon, and I guarantee that he read somewhere that pulling that kind of idiotic shit when someone shakes your hand is some kind of “power move”. Being a fucking moron with no external locus of self-regard, he…

which involves him yanking the other person’s arm and shaking it for a several beats longer than expected—in public meetings with Vice President Mike Pence, Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch and, most recently, on Japanese Prime Minister Shinto Abe.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

To be fair, we all wish that

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

This. Is. Hilarious.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.