What. A. Fucking. Asshole.

WRONG! Chihuahuas are clearly double agent plants sent in by our nefarious neighbours to the south, puppies being the devious sluts of machination that they are, further illustrating the need for Christian marriage, or some such shit.. (I wish I was kidding.)

I refuse to believe that delicious chickpeas could ever be this rancid.

Nicer than I would look at him. That plagiarised cake knife would have been in his eye.

My favourite Maybelline mascara is and always will be Stiletto Lash in the darkest black waterproof available. It’s great.

It’s only ever a problem if it’s not their guy. And for them, it will ALWAYS be a guy.

That documentary is going to become ALL of our lives. Shameful.

He is such a dick. A tiny one at that.

Covert racism and sexism is what got him elected, not the down-trodden lower middle class. They helped, but it was more the former.

That pup is way better looking than the likes of them.

No, asshole, we STILL don’t have equal pay, and because of our screwed up business model, women end up earning less and taking more time off due to maternity-related things like giving birth and STILL being the primary care-giver of the children!!!

But will these investigations actually go anywhere? With the people in charge, I doubt it. They seem entirely unconcerned with images of propriety.

Phone calls to Russia on the same day Obama expelled 35 Russian diplomats and announced further sanctions against Russia?

YES! My response is “No, he’s PARENTING.”

These articles, I swear! Women can’t have anything, NOT. ONE. THING. without a man somewhere whining about how it effects HIM! ARGH!

And different people are going to be drawn in by different areas of concern, which is why it was so brilliant for the Women’s March not to solely focus on only one message.

I take it, in keeping with the rest of this administration, actual knowledge of computers and technology is not required.

Well done!

Well, with practical application I think it could work.

And now 74% of Americans DO want to see those tax returns, so KellyAnne, kindly find a seat and STFU.