I didn't get it either. I didn't think he was that terrible an actor, so why the hate? Then I saw this masterpiece and it all became so gloriously crystal clear. (Audio NSFW.)

LIPSCHITZ!

Uh-uh...

Six...

Pop!

My favourite thing is how various news outlets have worded the incident.
The CBC said he "accelerated" across the room. Not "ran." Accelerated. Like a fucking rhino or a semi.

You, ma'am, with your fictional grandma, are full of shit.

naturalnews.com is not even remotely credible.

Avastin is still approved to treat colon, lung and brain cancer.
I have glioblastoma, a type of brain cancer, and I'll have my fourth infusion of Avastin on Friday.
Fingers crossed.

I know this is fringe, but my first thought upon seeing it was "NO CAPES."

This cheek countouring is bad and her makeup artist should feel bad.

I'm 26 with more grey hair than this.
And it's sexy, damn it.

As a Canadian, I wish you guys the best and hope you get to stay. I have cancer and if I'd been diagnosed in the US, I would've been dead by now. For all our healthcare system's faults, I'm so thankful I was born here. Sheer luck.

I found it hilarious. Especially the bombastic birth announcement they put in the local paper. Liz Danger can hide her middle name if she chooses, or trot it out at dinner parties with a badass business card. It's fabulous.

A couple I know gave their daughter a perfectly traditional first name: Elizabeth.
Her middle name is Danger.
I'm not kidding. Danger is her middle name.

Ouuuuf.
Sorry for the health trouble. I had an illness outed by an acquaintance for attention's sake - to be used that way is horrible and I can't imagine having my own sibling commit such a gross violation.
That leapfrogs over "Insufferable" into "Inexcusable."

Right? The absolute worst is posting pictures of the wound in question. GAH NO NO NO NO NO.

Agreed. Self-aggrandizement is calculated. Self-pity ("No one cares about me, I stubbed my toe, call a wahhhmbulance") is socially inappropriate, but at least it's honest.

Bahaha. Sorry. GIF giggles.
I gotcha now. I definitely think it's tone and context, not content, that determines the obnoxiousness of a post.
Sidenote: Which rates higher on the Facebook Insufferability Meter, self-aggrandizement or self-pity?

I understand why women vilify the mistress instead of putting the blame squarely where it belongs: on the partner they love. As if their partners are the helpless victims of predatory harpies. As if they have no sexual agency, no ability to refuse.
That fiction is more comfortable, more easy to swallow, than the…