"...the people who lead the most cliched, mundane lives brag about their trifling accomplishments incessantly and turn their FB pages into a carefully curated reel of narcissistic self- aggrandization. I have never, ever posted a single real accomplishment on FB... I post little silly ones - here's some food I made,…

I like to think the Aussies totally knew it was a scam and only played dumb for the all-expenses-paid trip around the world.

All I can say is, I'm hopeful.
I'm hopeful the perpetrators actually have been arraigned. I'm hopeful a court finds them guilty and punishes them to the full extent of Kenyan law. I'm hopeful this will energize the movements in East Africa that address sexual violence and galvanize the international community to…

Dermatologists have told me to never use soap on my face; turns out it's much too harsh.
Instead, stick to gentle cleansers like Cetaphil.
If you really want to crack down on acne, too: spot treat blemishes with benzoyl peroxide and use a moisturizer for sensitive skin.
Best of luck!

This needed to be said. Thank you.

Upon searching for other demographics, I discovered the same thing. Take the phrase "women should" and swap the word "women" for "Christians," "Muslims," "gays," "Jews," "black people," "white people," or any other demographic and they all yield deeply negative suggestions ("killed" is often a suggestion.)

My guess:…

Annd GAH the "women should" search suggestions are even worse.

This is what I got.
brb, I'm gonna watch a billion puppy videos to wash away the ick.

My boyfriend says it to me. We clarified after it first slipped out of his mouth during sex that yes, it is okay with me, and yes, it turns me on. Telling me I'm a "good girl" or "bad girl" is a form of play, a light form of BDSM, that revs me up.
Playing on the Madonna/Whore complex doesn't mean our relationship or…

Totally unsolicited pro tip: for undereye circles, use a concealer that's the same shade as the rest of your face, not one that's a shade lighter.

Did anyone else read the title as "The New Cut Copy Video Stars Alexander Skarsgard's Penis"? Because I did and now I feel dirty.

My brain tumour had regrown. I could barely see or walk. My live-in boyfriend of 5 years walked out without saying goodbye.
My father: "Can't blame him."

GAH. brb, I feel an overwhelming need to scrub my entire body.

Moonshine thinks you have a purdy mouth.

Corona wears a hemp necklace and thinks describing his gym routine is a huge turn-on for you.

I think entitlement, not aggressiveness, as the defining feature here.

I'm so sorry you had to handle that ish in childhood. I was in my early 20s when I had my first foray into the world of cancer drugs. Each episode with steroids produced a moon face that would deflate quickly afterwards, but this last time... ouf. Was on more than the max dose for several months while waiting for…

I KNOW RIGHT?? My legs atrophied like whoa and I could barely walk. My hair fell out. The vestiges of moon face are still lingering on me - I last took steroids 5 months ago - and I hate it.

A steroid I've used for brain cancer gave me a super plump, round face. It made me look so young, vaguely adolescent, like a girl going through a chubby phase.
I hated it.


But then I overheard some old bitties at the local clinic all gathered around one old lady: "Ooh, Agnes, your face! How is it so full?! It's…

"55. Overcomplicating things leaves things overly complicated."
Such wise, wise wisdom.