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How much is Vanilla Ice charging Jake to rent his old eyebrow?

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

And Keanu Reeves is goodness incarnate, I suppose. 

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

Have merci.”

I think it’s mostly because he’s a shitty person and people hate to agree with him on anything. Like if 45 came out and genuinely said “I think Golden Corral is kind of gross and awful, what with all the people sticking their hands in the food.” True, but I’m loathe to admit that I agree.