Surprised the bus driver lived!

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

Definition of a Nymphomaniac: Someone who wants to have sex one more time than you do.

I’m already drunk and it’s not even 9am. Who’s the seersucker now?

Women have much more to work with in terms of “appropriate” suiting.

where. is. the. pee. tape....!!!!!!!!!!!

I always upvote star Confused Travolta.

My stars and garters, that’s great.

Cool, so when’s the event that adds more pokestops to rural areas? or are we still expected to only be able to play this game downtown?

Nice to see that Canada has their fair share of idiotic judges and jackbooted thug cops too.

Well, to a point. I have a hard time finding comfortable shoes and clothing that fit HERE, never mind in a foreign country, so I have to make sure I am squared away on that.

Fuck, I hope none of the guy’s family reads this. How pissed would you be if someone you were close to died, and then a random chick who hardly knew him wrote about it on the internet. This man had a whole life, likely full of people who cared about him who actually struggled with his passing, and she’s reduced it to…

Uniforms.

What sick monster would want to watch a show like funderdome early? and by choice?!

Is there ANY market for Portlandia episodes anymore?

Wheh. For a second there I thought you were going to suggest Oranjello and Lemonjello.

You presumably didn’t have a mansion on Lake Como full of household help. He’ll be fine!

Azure Crown and Cyan Roots

Sounds more like a shitty TV version of a GoFundMe page to me.