I swear on the grave of Agatha Christie that Hercule Poirot did not have a soul patch.

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Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

Prachi, the statistic about divorces is interesting, but i do think divorce is so heavily stigmatized in India especially for women that it is not seen as a viable choice at all. I think patriarchal pressure exists in multiple forms in Indian culture before and after marriage and walking out on an abusive or an…

Well said and bang on.

It could work out. It could also go something like this.

So, I know Trudeau is a traditionally attractive man - I definitely think he’s hot, lol. But... all of this adoration of how attractive he is is starting to make me feel weird. Like, I’ll be reading an article relating to him somehow, and there’ll be a photo included, and I’m like, embarrassed to be caught looking…

Watson is definitely good, but not nearly as good as the actors in Olive Garden commercials. You genuinely feel like they are enjoying Olive Garden, which they aren’t.

I love Fifth Element as much (or more) than the next man, and want Luc Besson to succeed, but these trailers are really bad. The first one was the best; just show me some shiny things that are vaguely Fifth Element-esque and then don’t focus on the fact that the two leads look like 12-year-olds who will require a lot…

In 1914 the postmaster ruined the whole thing and ruled that nobody could send humans through the mail. So I guess you’ll just have to make room for babies on your flights!

Yeah, my wife was an animator and basically quit the industry. With the hours they make you work its basically impossible to have a family.

The first Women in Animation World Summit will be held this year in June at the Annecy International Animation Festival.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

I just want to know who the fuck thought “Dr Love” even sounded like a real name.

His stellar résumé is enough to land him a job as Surgeon General in the new administration.

Canoodling? Who says that? Is this “source” a 1920's cigarette girl?

I think it’s because they’re all so skinny? Subcutaneous fat is one of the first things to go as we age, and with 3% body fat, there’s nothing there to plump up their skin. My understanding is that this is why so many mega rich and rail thin women in LA have fillers out the wazoo.

Yeah but the whole point was not to upstage Pippa, and it looks like it was a success, because she could blend in with the drapes in that thing.

I think Kate looks like she’s in a period drama about WWII. Someone is going to make a brave stiff-upper lip speech about victory gardens. But I kind of like it....

The wedding is probably Scottish themed because the groom’s dad bought a fake Scottish title that the family is very proud of.