By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.

Did none of the other Housewives think of going as Bethenny Frankel?

Sign me up to go back to 2011

I imagine this will be her response to any additional criticism.

Yeah, I’m sure Diana is seeing that and feeling very choked up and honored right now. In fact, I bet she stopped picking out her afro to call her about it.

I respect Diana Ross. I think she’s fabulous... And it was really my little tribute to her.

Hey they pay her to market them, she is crying to corner the market

Future alcoholic does shitty stuff in a (likely) alcohol-soaked situation, lacks ability to fully own culpability when questioned about it. News at 11.

Je suis Tiffany

I will withhold my warm feelings for Tiffany until she releases a tell-all book that results in huge financial losses and/or jail time for Donald, Junior, Jared, and that creepshow Eric.

Of course she’s “uncomfortable” around him. Unless she’s a total imbecile she’s well aware of the stiffy he sports for her half-sister, who the hell wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that? She damn well knows if she gets too close to him he’ll start leering and pawing at her too.

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

I work closeby. I would be happy to do an in-person Uncommon James flagship store reconnaissance mission. Well, not happy. But I’d fucking do it for y’all.

JLP REPORTING FOR DUTY

never forget.

Mine would be “I may be pale... but I do like a good burn.”

And then I would spend the season avoiding conflict at whatever beach destination they fly everyone because I’d be asleep under a shade umbrella somewhere.

Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH are the only Bravo shows I watch but they are so bad. The people on Vanderpump are so embarrassing bad but that’s what makes cringy TV so good. I felt kinda bad for James because he honestly didn’t imply that he and Kristen hooked up but the guys ran with it. Doesn’t help that her friends…

Ramona’s tagline isn’t that great. It’s just a variation of last season’s “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.” I like Dorinda’s “I have a big heart, but little patience.” the best. Simple, but accurate.

I MADE IT NICE!

Can we please just get more recaps/responses to the wonderfully perverse Vanderpump Rules? Last night’s episode was an actual masterpiece, it that’s possible for reality tv.