Eh the dirt on Kate Middleton was much better, but it went away faster. Her guidance counselor was interviewed about how Kate was obsessed with going to the same university as William to the point she took a year off so she’d be the same year as he was when she started. That’s totally creepy because how can you want…

A middle aged man with a romantic foil his same age, in real life. I tell ya, this black cinema has me thrown for a loop.

Ugh, I find all on the list to be very annoying. I do watch Fixer Upper, and I have a love/hate relationship with it. I hate their politics. But the 1880s farmhouse they just did is really cool, and the tiny house with the pulldown ladder (last season maybe) was awesome. Joanna’s designs get very repetitive, but I…

Rather, some intern saw her email, didn’t even read her name, ans was grateful that a third person on planet earth volunteered for this shit. She’s in!

surely she can’t be using this newfangled literary technique called “humour” i’ve heard so much about

That shit is so Trump. Anything gold is good, even if it’s the laziest shit you’ve ever seen. Gold! Shiny!

Surely, some poor schmuck at the White House Visitors Office would review my application, Google me, and dispassionately drop me into the “NO” pile.

In my sage old age of 30 years and 11 months, I’ve come to the conclusion that very little in life can’t be fixed/vastly improved by taking a mid-morning or afternoon nap.

KBell and her man at least talk about how shitty things are sometimes - I like hearing about them fighting the entire way on a motorcycle ride across country when they were first dating. I can do without declarations of love. Bring on the stories about fighting from LA to Detroit on a motorcycle.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

Channing, don’t read this...

It’s the eyebrows.

No snark, but I honestly don’t know why this would be shocking. The same culture that teaches men to hate women also teaches women to hate women.

My local hospital (a UCHealth acquisition) was one of the first in the chain to implement this as Policy (in fact, I think it was spearheaded by one particular nurse from our hospital). My daughter had no complaints when she got her first bath in this fashion, so I’ll give this advice a solid “thumbs-up”.

General Life Hack: If you don’t have kids, don’t browse websites about being a parent and offer up gems like “how about don’t have kids”. WTF is wrong with you people.

I understand the mechanics of it, but my arms aren’t physically capable of doing the work. I need a braider, also.

Where in the story did Lena Waite say that? Good lord, can’t some WOC be allowed to admire a white woman without being accused of trying to change the white woman’s ethnicity? I’m a WOC as well and I admire some famous white women. Get over your damn self.

I went from feeding the kids every other day to every day and they cry a lot less now. #lifehack

Game changer

Change diaper when wet.