Yeah, I read this climactic paragraph several times trying to make sense of it:

Was going to say, that’s not how it works, that’s not how it works at all. IRS reimbursement rate can’t even be applied in this situation, it’s irrelevent.

Tax income does not equal actual income. That 58 cent per mile assumption is going to be way higher than actual expenses for your car because it’s based on averages for work vehicles, most of which are big trucks/vans, not a tiny cheap sonic. Your fuel cost is probably ~7 cents per mile. Your repairs at 6K over 50k…

You may not realize it but the complaint made against you was the best thing that could have happened.

I refuse to feel sorry for someone who has basically trash (that’s what unused, unregistered shit boxes are) laying around in their yard. I would be so pissed to have to look at that if I was your neighbor. I get wanting to collect good deals and work on them slowly, but this shit was hoarder status and needed to be…

This is the most diabolical menagerie of shitheaps in the United States.

$5-8k? HAHHHAHHAAH did you read the description? the F-150 might pull 2-3k because pickup, the other 3 would net him $200 each max at the metal yard, they are basically scrap.

ranger is the only one worth keeping of the bunch.  but if he is too strapped to buy a replacement, dump everything but the ranger and camry and…

If they run and drive, they are worth at least 2k each

Hoarding cars is okay here. I agree, it’s stupid.

-Sell all five.

Has this site always been hoarder-centric or has there been a significant uptick in this sort of post?

Corruption is using money raised through your own charity to pay off private debts incurred by stiffing contractors and contributing to the reelection campaigns of attorneys general in states with active investigations into your related for-profit scam university.

Does anyone actually believe Trump isn’t going to rape the system for all the money he can get? He runs a construction / real estate company and his primary plank is a construction project. But move one will be selling out eastern Europe to the Russians.

Cars are a multi trillion dollar industry with global reach and political importance. This is literally writing about auto news.

She is worth $30M and Bill is worth $80M. They each got paid between $200k up and over $1M per TV appearance or speech they gave (over the last 16 years for Bill) and have both had multiple extremely successful books. You can see all of their tax returns going back for a couple decades at least so how about you look…

mate i just came here to make my car comparison of the candidates.. im not going to argue politics i have no vote in

Nah. That’s Chargers that use charity money to settle legal problems. 

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

dont ask me.. im in the netherlands.. it just seemed like a good way of putting it

fine fine trump is basically an old dodge charger.. brash loud and unrefined.. gets all the attention... clinton is a camry.. gets the job done.. noone likes it :p