1. Jezebel does definitely use that tactic a bit too much. I understand they’re definitely trying to dismiss the person, but I think using this dismissive kind of insult does make Jezebel look petty and bad.

So, a few things.

As reward for entering the world on a presumably Fernet (not French, but close)-slicked floor

I’m all about taxing the ultra rich. But guillotines and Pay-per-View?

I actually had to double check, but she’s ACTUALLY fucking FIFTY?! SO much work there. I’m surprised our Pequenito would stoop to dating an older woman. he must have mommy issues on top of his daddy issues. or he must be trying his damnedest to be his own father.

I’m going guess that he means poverty. Most Juggalos seem to be pretty poor, and they always seem to be talking about finding a footing and some sort of family unit through the scene. Obviously, not a one-for-one comparison, but there are a few interesting and compelling parallels. 

So hot take: Everything this man says is awful. Except, maybe, the letter about small children who can’t behave in restaurants?

This. It’s not complicated. Elements on studio recordings are double tracked all the time to fill them out tonally.

Poodles get around. I’m sure most rescue agencies have a couple poodle mixes hanging around at any given time. Our rescue seems to be a poodle mix. Maybe Yorkie and Border Terriers in there? He sheds very little and has little to no dander, and is irresistible.

$95,000 My Little Pony necklace

I don’t blame you. The world is fixing to turn all our skulls into Jello pudding cups, these days. 

Small quibble: Good college QB TEN years ago.

Tie-Dye and fanny packs. What’s not for a boy to love?

I’m sorry, I think there was something lost in translation.

No, it’s totally a deliberate affectation to seem relatable to regular schlubs. These guys hire expensive campaign advisers that would have enough balls to tell them to comb there hair if it was for their benefit. 

I remember reading he left a $15 million deal with Nike on the table.

Stop feeding this troll, folks. His username is literally a racist reference.

You must live in the Sunset to own and store all those fun toys. 

Also, Nordic Greenlanders make up a small percentage of the population. Most Greenlanders are of color.

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