I saw the photo, and legitimately thought this article would be about a wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s. They all look this weird. 

I honestly thought this was a wax statue at Madame Tussaud’s. All the figures have that same derped out look on their face.

He’s definitely a moron, but he’s not The Worst. 

I really do think Kyrie and KD will backfire. It’s pretty well established now that Kyrie and KD both want to be The Guy. Kyrie will have an entire season to feel like he has established himself as The Guy, but his terrible locker room chemistry will start to leak in. KD will come back, and want to start establishing…

The one at the NBA All Star game has become it’s own fun thing, only if we get more drama weird performances like Fergie’s. 

Giannis definitely gets way more votes for likability. 

Looks like a particularly pale brain slug. 

You need a fucking permit to wear high heels.

I do wish they had gone a little more exotic with this promotion. Maybe a selection from McDonald’s India, like the paneer sandwich. Or one of the Chinese selections. Though, I do have to remember that this is targeting more of “middle” America demo, so they had to chose the more accessible options. 

More than one dynasty is allowed. At this point, Jordan’s Bulls are a greater dynasty. It does not mean they are the only one.

Ugh. Can you imagine taking a meeting with Jimmy Dolan in his office? JD sitting at his desk, KD trying to get a word in regarding who is an assistant coach he might like to see hired. JD only half-heartedly paying attention, as his eyes keep drifting to the Gibson leaning in the corner. KD finishes his point, and…

They are great, but have tried the water balloons most establishments try to pass off for tomatoes? I’d rather not, thank you. 

Very astute observation. 

Yeah. If all black people are from Africa, should I take it to mean all three of these dudes are from Europe? They’re clearly not the beneficiaries of the better education systems, nor do they take any kind of pride in their appearances. 

I am literally only here for commentary on that shirt. Wow. 

Is that supposed to be her belly button? It’s off center and looks like dust from the camera lens. 

Krabbapel? I’ve been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t someone tell me? Oh, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

Does that mean he will finally get a jumpshot? Basketball players tend to perform better when they get out from under the Kardashian cloud.

Steph longbombing threes from deeper than normal defensive territory. 

Yeah, I’ve got to hand it out to Enes. He’s been killing it in these playoffs.