My parents have a cute story. They were each invited to a party they didn't really want to go to. They ended up hiding in the kitchen and got to talking. They were married a few years later.

If the D&D fantasy made his head spin I have some other fantasy that'll really weird him out.

The hero is a bit meh in "Lord" but I just wanted to be best friends with the heroine after this book. She totally tame his Alpha-hole tendencies.

One of my favorite romance novels, its about sexy dragons. I'll just leave this here.

Oh man Susan Johnson is porn-o-riffic. When I was in HS I bought her book Pure Sin purely because it had the potential to be really smutty. It did not disappoint. They had sex 11 pages in. I gotta read more Johnson.

Omfg why am I only learning about this blog now.

God damn, those are some nice haunches on that bitch.

For some reason I recently fell into a hole of Draco/Hermione fanfic and yeah, recently divorced Hermione and not a racist Draco happens a lot.

Armitage is gay?!?!?!? Noooooooooo!!!! clutches North & South box set

This is the greatest piece of Mumbo jumbo ever

I'm kinda of the opinion that if you're going to have one, you might as well do it right. Of course I don't have to pay for it, so ultimately its up to you guys in the Commonwealth.

This would be pretty legit at a SCA event.

Thank you! Doctor Who = Sherlock

I love how shocked the world is about bigfoot or dinosaur sex, like, I guess they haven't read as much fanfic as I have. Cause there is some weird shit online.

I had two wisdom teeth out. My doctor totally numbed me up and I couldn't afford to go under so I was awake. I had already had some teeth pulled so I was prepared for it, but when you have teeth pulled you do hear some cracking like in your skull. But you can't feel shit, and if you can feel ANYTHING ask for more…

It might be 72 but you still live in the off-white paint capital of the world.

What were you doing that wasn't cool? Playing chess? Writing Harry Potter fanfic?

My dad's bday is today. We took him out yesterday, but, as long as I've been alive, he's never really expected much on his bday.

So we've finally figured out that crackle never looks good when you do it yourself? Yay.

Seriously, genius.