I’m imagining there must have been a lot of Toblerone’s and imported Cadbury bars to make that kind of assumption.

Hershey bars are nowhere near the bottom of the list of desirable Halloween candy. Among the worst are generic hard candies, tiny boxes of raisins, and any kind of malt ball. Full-sized and even fun-sized name-brand chocolate handouts are the holy grail of Halloween scores. What do you know?

Jesus, I used to be given those fucking awful Mary Jane candies by the older neighbors. Break my damn jaw.

Oh yeah, the meth head doesn’t case houses to rob, he robs his family because he’s been there and knows where everything is. Ask me why my meth head cousin hasn’t even been to my house. 

As a white woman, I agree with you. people look at me like I’m crazy when I point out that the majority of victims in any crime tended to know the criminals, and that the criminals weren’t some scary random stranger that they never saw before. It’s so frustating to see people act so stupid. It’s one thing to give…

God, I remember Adam Corrola, of all possible people, back when Loveline was on MTV, actually calling out this “friend” bullshit in total exasperation with how too many people let absolute criminals off the hook because they were “friends.”

Yep, one of the white guys in my apartment block let one of his white friends crash at his place for a few weeks. Dude was tweaking hard, super paranoid, and asked everyone he met to bum $5, but when all of a sudden my neighbor’s guitars and amps (and homie) are all gone, he still was on the fence about blaming him.…

Can we talk for a moment about how Janelle Bynum has a Bachelor’s in Electrical Engineering, an MBA from Michigan, runs four restaurants as a small business owner, and has four children? She won her seat because she campaigns on a positive message of funding education, supporting small business, and fairness for all…

Oh, you ain’t never lied about that! While they running around calling the police on any black people in a five mile radius of them, those same white people getting raped , robbed, assaulted, and murdered , by the white people in their lives that they refused to be scared of, and give the benefit of the doubt to.

Meanwhile, these same self-appointed neighborhood watch losers continue to get robbed blind by people they know. If there’s one characteristic that I would appoint to practically all white people is the inability to do proper risk assessment.

These lions need Aslan!

Literally read this three times because was positive it was a joke.

Someone must’ve read them that book about the gay penguins!

Turns out, the Christians were actually NOT thrown to the lions, they went on their own free will to COUNSEL the animals.

“ It isn’t natural! Except those dozen-some well-documented times where we’ve seen it in nature, but ignore those! They just need counseling. “

How does one counsel a lion with religious indoctrine? Do they get Aslan to come give them a pep talk?

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly. I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies.

I love how everyone is bending over backwards to find any other explanation than “because the lions liked it”

Would anybody think I was weird if I said that 7 years ago I lived in a universe where Ray Bradbury died in the late 90's, and now I live in one where he's still alive? Also, there's a tree in a park in downtown Toronto that wasn't there in the other timeline. Still not sure which timeline is the darkest, though.