I’m 5 years older than my boyfriend and some of his friends are 5 years younger than him. That means nightly texts at 11pm that “everyone” is meeting at some shitty EDM bar and we totally have to come out!!1! No. NO. No no no no. It’s 11pm on a weeknight. I have to work in the morning. Go away, children.

is this satire

Reviewing today’s events: White 20-year-old male drives stoned, takes silly selfie with his arresting officer. Black 21-year-old female suspected to be in possession of weed is restrained, has police officer’s hand forcibly inserted into her vagina. is raped.

I cannot conceive of any circumstance where a roadside body cavity search would be necessary or okay.

It’s Iowa City. A college town. Police in those towns tend to see a lot of fucked up college kids, and in general don’t make them miserable, unless the kid is really being a problem.

Oh this is adorable! I look forward to all the ones with African Americans. Oh no wait, they do have them. They’re called “Can you please identify the deceased?”

you’re lucky you’re white, kid.

So sorry for your loss I know the pain never really truly goes away, but I wasn’t referring to that issues specifically but rather to the oversharing by people hungry for fame

It’s called an opinion and that’s mine. Do what you want.

I think we can do both.

And this is why you wait to announce a pregnancy. Not to mention, what this man did was terrible violating and I hated every second of the original video. I do wish them the best, though.

This is sad, but maybe documenting every single thing about your life online isn’t a good thing?

I love the massive car wrecks that you can cause. Here is one I did. It’s fun to sit back and watch all the little things that happen. I’ve watched this one probably a dozen times and I’m still discovering something new.

I always love watching the fireman AI. If their firetruck gets destroyed they just kinda shrug and walk off as if they’re saying “Welp, I’m done for the day. Without a firetruck I’m no longer a fireman.”

THANK YOU. Same. I remember when Gen X was getting these stupid fucking scare articles about how dating is over and everybody panic!!!!!! but it’s actually based on what like 10 super-assholes are doing in Manhattan.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Yeah, and he joined the department in September of last year. So, a month after the whole Michael Brown thing. Who sees that whole thing going down and thinks, “This is a good time for a career change”?

So security footage shows the ‘criminal activity’ but not the encounter with police ending in a shooting? Very good.

Here’s a fun detail: The “trainee” is 49 years old.

Yes, the USA does not have a “death to all burglars” policy on the books, yet.