I would be annoyed by the constantly changing pace. Speed up or slow down—pick one!

I saw him in an episode of Portlandia and I did not recognize him at all. I saw his name in the closing credits and I had to rewatch to figure out who he was.

Another coincidence? In this very same episode, which aired several months before 9/11, they blew up the MAD building and everyone survived. This proves that you can't kill people by blowing up a building.

It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong or "Give Peace a Chance."

I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp 5.

I hope the ghosts of Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Bernie Mack, Redd Foxx, Sam Kinison, George Carlin and every other dead comic that ever said or did anything that made anyone uncomfortable haunts the hell out of these complainers. As for the controversial comics who still walk among us, I hope they fight…

Where's the love for the "Pretty in Pink" prom? Was it terrible? It was the worst! But it's supposed to be. I wouldn't hang out with Andie and Blane, though. Way too annoying for me! I'd party with Steff and Benny for awhile since they can afford the good booze. When they got good and drunk, I would steal Steff's…

Godzilla, you are beautiful just the way you are. If you choose to lose weight, it should be about you and your personal goals. Don't worry about calories. Focus on eating a wide variety of healthy foods like Portland, Oregon, which is mostly organic. Places like New Orleans are delicious, but remember that Southern…

I don't know. I haven't watched in awhile.

Aren't those some of Cletus' kids?

The Ink and Paint Club! But if you want your drink served "on the rocks," don't order it that way if you mean ice.

Breakfast is a huge theme in PF. Don't forget that it was store brand pop tarts popping up out of the toaster that startled Butch and caused him to shoot Vincent.