You can lick your wounds about how the primaries went as long as you want, I guess, but the thing is, they went. They are over. What’s on the table right now is the impending election of the next president of the USA.

U posted this pic and thought that the swifties would do nothing???? mistake

What’s fun is that if you did a find+replace on this post and substituted literally any other industry for entertainment/Hollywood it would be just as accurate.

I’m a fuddy duddy and I never loved the Notorious RBG meme because it seemed to trivialize an accomplished woman in a way that turns me off. That said, given we the left made such hay of that meme, the only criticism we can really levy here without being hypocrites is that it’s not creative or original.

Oh my god Kyle, leave this woman alone. She is a 75 year old retiree and you make over $200K per season of real housewives.  

That email tip you got this morning... it came from them, right?  

Super super super happy for Billie, but still have to laugh. Kingston Fisher Lourd Rydell sounds like a law firm; that’s a lotta name for a tiny baby to bear.

Fans are exhausting. These people think they love Demi but it seems like somehow they also believe she is too stupid to make her own life choices without their guidance and protection. It’s so fucking patronizing.

Bread, cheese, wine and chocolate.  Most effective if taken together in dappled sunlight and a light breeze.

I’m grateful, because last week’s letter was heart shattering.  We all need some fluff sometimes.

This letter is all about your feelings about work, Imposter, but I suspect at least some of your malaise is related to feeling like things are going well for you personally at a time when a lot of your peers (especially if you maintain contact have friends and family in the US) are stressed to their limits between…

I hate that I know this too, but... Justin Timberlake has a tequila line.

At first I assume it was THE n-word, but that makes literally zero sense in context. So. I’m going with nincompoops.

CardiB and Offset
Donj and Kimberly
KellyAnne and George

Mostly thanks to the “halo effect of attractiveness.” We as a society treat good-looking people better than others: They get lower sentences when they commit crimes, they get higher compensation when they are victims, they are better able to persuade people, and crucially, transgressions are seen as less severe when…

OMG yeah. It was a whole running joke.

Gwen and Blake are just feeling ansty because they haven’t been getting attention lately. No doubt this is a false lead to drum up interest for next week’s US Weekly article about how they’re totally NOT breaking up, in fact they’re planning a wedding and they’re pregnant with ten babies!!!

You mean they don’t seem like totally devout people who follow their pastor’s advice in all areas of their lives?  Huh.

I say this as a person who frequently forgets/doesn’t bother to close a curtain before disrobing (not in my current apt, because the bedroom window leads to an overly brightly lit parking lot, but in my last few homes), and I mean no moral judgement by it: