It reminds me of the advertising stunt Coke tried to pull with #MakeItHappy. Which Gawker trolled by making it tweet out Mein Kampf.

I have no idea who their audience is, but I suspect a majority of the people who are devoted to watching these rich white southerners aren’t going to be very upset if the “genteel folk” aren’t woke.

Apparently painted zebra stripes help deter flies from cows too.  I’m looking forward to increasingly fancy cow paint designs as these studies develop further.

The only kid who knew a life with Angie before Brad is Maddox. They were already together when she adopted Zahara, and Brad officially adopted M & Z the next year.  The massive family was a team effort.

I assume the childless travel lesbians are trying to become child-laden? Otherwise this seems like a weird brand pairing.

I think one piece of the problem is hoping to feel excited or inspired by politics on an ongoing basis. It’s fantastic that as a first time voter you felt so inspired, but maybe that was more about the first time than the vote, know what I mean? Do you feel inspired by upholding your other civic responsibilities? Get…

Meanwhile, a Change.org petition to have Kylie excised from the video has nearly reached its goal of 75,000 signatures.

I think it kind of confuses people because MTS isn’t phonetic. I wouldn’t emphasize a long E in Megan The Stallion; typically you only do that for a word that starts with a vowel (Megan Thee Impala would’ve worked better). It’s not just a funny spelling, it also changes the pronounciation.

Yeah, Julia’s husband is kind of an exception to the rule, I think. And Matt Damon’s wife too, she apparently was a bartender when they met.

Usually their normies are still incredibly wealthy, so I think that helps smooth the divide between celebrity and commoner lifestyles.  

Meh, I think we’re making the same point actually. Literally every single musician thinks they’re god’s most unique creation, not like the others.

I don’t know why anyone would, I certainly wouldn’t, but clearly some people were perfectly fine with agreeing to the draconian terms. Maybe she believed they’d never actually enforce the teetotal requirement, but it seems like it was clearly indicated to the students.

“I’m probably not the typical cookie-cutter artist or person” = I’m not like other girls, I’m a cool girl

The majority of Pauls are less than great. For starters: Jake, Logan, Ron, Rand - Need I say more? 

Yes, just like how anything a property brother does instantly becomes unsexy and boring.

Complainers are understood in many companies to represent a larger number of similarly-mad-but-too-lazy-to-complain people. It was just this past February that the comic strip Close to Home got itself removed from PostMedia newspapers in Canada for a bad joke.

I see them as patients in a very chic sanitarium.

That smile, those apple cheeks...

Nah, it’s Meechee.

I know this makes me sound like an old Auntie (which I am) but, like, she’s not going to hang out with that young man anymore, right? The one who brought his gun to the pool party.  He doesn’t seem like a good friend.