At least he gave us an excellent Boondocks episode.

Too late, fuckface. Your “yes” vote is on the books and will be used against you in the midterms. Happy MAGA.

The scare quotes around victims are kind of shitty. Just because these people were cheaters doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck to have your identity stolen.

No. There’s quite a lot of gay men who are fine with receiving them.

The padding on my car door would like to disagree with you.

Syria getting bombed less than three months after the inauguration is kinda like how -40 is the same in Celsius and Farenheit.

The problem is that there is no institution in place to keep a person accountable. Places like the NYT, WSJ, or LAT have long standing institutions in the form of ombudsmen, editorial boards, rules, disciplinary oversight. Oh and requirement’s that you receive a college education on topic.

No, you’re slippery sloping me. If I pull out a gun and wave it around, I might get shot. If I don’t do that, I probably won’t. Life is cause and effect. The biker didn’t deserve that, but that doesn’t mean the situation wasn’t preventable.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

I’ve called plenty of men whores. What does gender have to do w/the word?

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Token always has an expiration date.

i’ve had a pretty shitty life, all of it with two arms - maybe its the extra arm thats holding me back!

I hope it kills him. With pain.

If Pence gets the oval office via the impeachment of Trump, he’d come in with no mandate and no political capital. He’d be seen as a placeholder. If the GOP tries to pass drastic legislative changes in that scenario, they’ll be out on their asses in 2018 - gerrymandering be damned.

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Agreed, it feels good to be the one to deliver karma from time to time, like what happened to me a year ago:

Please stop riding, your poor victim routine makes the rest of us look bad.

You don't really understand how banks work, do you?